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Did you notice how well a swastika weaves
into a star of David? Check out the ORIGINAL
Raelian logo/symbol.

Why not Wolfowitz? Bush the drooling lunatic
would put Dracula in charge of a blood-bank
if Dracula blathered neo-con tripe in the
approved Bush administration manner!

Bush has other important matters of state
to engage in, such as some serious porking
of Dr. Combination Fried Rice.

Having lived in terror of Chavez invading our
free-enterprise Australian paradise, I can
sleep easy knowing that PM Judas Hogwort has
pledged to die fighting Chavez, rather than
let him reach our shores and ravish our
desirable young virgins, ripping their scanty
clothes from their throbbing soft flesh, then
venting his abnormal commie lust. His obscene
engorged member soiling their Christian middle-
class chastity with evil sticky substances.

Just a few more cracks in the hull of the
putrid Howard Titanic as it sails toward
Hell - dragging the pathetic Aussie voters
to their doom.
It would be funny if the filthy Rodent lost
his senate majority over an idiot senator
having to leave.

The Bush League may well comprise of christian fundamentalists, crony capitalists and psychotic neo-con idealogues, but at its core these people are really just all about making lots and lots of money for themselves and their associates. And they'll do "whatever it takes' to hang on to that cash cow called the White House!

Maybe Wile E Coyote Ross Lightfool was out their looking for WMD??? But as one journo has already pointed out, Wile E has been going in to bat for Woodside for years now!

Just another Jew running international finance.
Who said the Protocols of Zion were wrong?

M.Bormann
Damascus

Another blow? The way the Shrub keeps rewarding the incompetant neo-con artists ariound him its more like a goddamn blowjob! Wolfowitz and his loony fellow travellers should all be jailed!
_Vinegar Jim

Compared to the Shrub in the White House, Chavez is super sane! The real loonies have taken over the american asylum and are trying to inflict the same damage on the rest of the world. Face it "patriot", the REAL patriots are those opposing this neo-con madness!
_Vinegar Jim

Viva Hugo! The world can and will unite to slap down those crazy crony-capitalist warmongers and fanatic christian carpetbaggers!

George W Bush and the crony capitalists around him will stop at nothing to maintain their hold on U.S. government and the power that entails on a global scale. Their lies are just the tip of a vast iceberg of deception and self-interest.
Dr Proctor

I am 4 months pregnant, is it safe to rebond my hair?

What a hero of the people the Malignant Dwarf is! He purports to support the "Aussie battler" while stiffing working men and women with the highest taxes in the OECD! In the same way he pontificates his solemn support for the sacred soil of Gallipoli while approving roadworks that have dug up the bones of our fallen Diggers! What a weasel!

And a jewish periodical??? http://www.forward.com/main/author.php?author=MAX%20GROSS

Max you two-timing old bugger! Why didn't you disclose the fact that you also write for the New York Post?!
https://www.nypost.com/postopinion/books/40635.htm

Can't dispute such sterling logic!

Fuck Howard. He was always going about "flip-flop" Beazley so if he can have a go at fat Kim we can have a go at him for being a 70 year old fuckwit.

You can criticise him for his mendacity, his ruthlessness, his callousness and his cold-blooded ambition! but why pick on his age? That's just juvenile.

All "royals" must be beheaded asap. Monarchy is about as useful to civilised society as a boil on a bum.

The world better wake up to the fact - fast! - that the Bushies are a terrifyingly new phenonmenon in global politics. When they say "with us or against us" they mean it LITERALLY! These people are certifiably insane and MUST BE OPPOSED!
Yasmin Fernando Footbath

Oh you dickhead Aussie voters! When you voted for Johnny you voted for the end of government services, the end of public education, the end of public health care, and the end of independent media. AND you voted for HIGHER INTEREST RATES, MORE LIES & THE BIGGEST NATIONAL FOREIGN DEBT this country has ever seen!

The current U.S. government has done more harm to the goal of democractic progress than all the diverse "terror" groups around the globe put together! In the words of the much-maligned Koffi Annan: "We cannot compromise on core values... Human rights and the rule of law must always be respected."

Can't you stop referring to your own dick so much!

If Bush and his nutcase supporters reckon they're fighting "fire with fire", how do the rest of us fight the Bushies?

Ask Janet

If Vanstone went undercover... it would have to be a pretty big bloody cover!

Let me introduce you to my little friend... the Rodent!

Ah, such beautiful, tender sentiments! Surely a perfect
example of the flowering of the soul that has happened
as a result of the rise of the highly spiritual
Howard govenment. When God speaks directly to the PM
during PM's frequent epileptic fits, or while fondling
his microscopic member, can Heaven be far away?

hey trucker where you gone too poofy boy?

Having lived in terror of Castro invading our
free-enterprise Australian paradise, I can
sleep easy knowing that PM Judas Hogweed has
pledged to die fighting Castro, rather than
let him reach our shores and ravish our
desirable young virgins, ripping their scanty
clothes from their throbbing soft flesh, then
venting his abnormal commie lust...

There must be some confusion here!

John Howard, after saving the Australian economy
with the GST, went undercover in Iraq.
Capturing Saddam was just one of his many courageous
exploits. Or was that Alexander Downer? Tony Abbott
perhaps? I think it was Costello. Vanstone?

Our magnificent publishing staff are working on this right now...

What happend to the pictures?

The current US government is ruled by people who are clearly insane. If only the citizens of that benighted country knew as much about their own dark history as the rest of us do! then perhaps they would march on Washington, tar and feather those neocon crackpots and run them out of town on a rail!

It's always a smack in the face to hear a sane man speak the truth while the deluge of bullshit,, spin and lies continues to erupt from Bush's stinking maw. But rather than "read it and weep", we must "read it and ralley round the truth"!

The ignorant voter!

The PMs a shifty old creep alright! He rode into power on the back of Keating's economic hard yards, and now has run out of steam (but not puff!). Oh all those idiots out there that bought his pork barrels full of lies!

Give the poor old creep a break! You try lying and cheating your
way to the top and see if you don't wind-up looking like the
picture of Dorian Gray.

I must respond to all the unkind critics.

I think PM Judas Hogwort looks pretty good
for a 95 year-old retard. If you take his
terrible handicaps into account and the
fact that his ministers are vicious nazis
you must concede that most of his acts have
been merely grossly evil.

I am certain that some entities received
benefit from his repellent reforms.

He is a Dickhead, he is not 70 years old, he is the political leader, he does not rule. He is a Dickhead

Osama.

The four horsemen of the apocalypse are saddled-up
and riding I reckon. Howard, Bush, Blair? Who else?

The situation is far worse than we might imagine, given that most Americans actually believe in "God" as a person. So, not only do we have a delusional (messianic?!) leader of the world's only remaining 'superpower", but the very citizens of that "superpower" live in a similar world of fantasy.

Fight fire with fire and we all burn!

That 70 year weasel PM Howard is just lying to us about Iraq again. It's what he has done since the start of the Iraqi war.

Would that be nucular combatanants???

You mean: end of parliamentary democracy in Australia!

I just saw a news report with the Jap commander in al-Muthanna saying his men don't need Australia's "protection". And the Brits there say they have no idea what the Aussie role will be! So, once again, l'i'l Johnny Weasel has lied about our involvement in the Iraq debacle. Hey, if the PM is so concerned that we should "contribute" to Iraq's reconstruction (having helped the Yanks destroy it in the first place!), maybe the old bugger will donate some of that secret $10 billion budget surplus that's just been revealed!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

What has Ben Hur got to do with it, Max? Are you pulling a Tex?

This is the heart of the problem: an honest, clearly articulated alternative. Where's that "third force" when you need it?! Or do we all just go down in flames?