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Give it to them Agitprop!
But I don't think it will
get through to many Aussie
dullards. They have been
drinking yellow water from
Howard and thinking it's
lemonade. Australia is an
express train looking for
a cliff to plunge over!
Bloody Lemming Land!

Bush is an unashamed fucken liar ad infinitum! His policy is: deceive and conquer!

Yeah it deserves saying twice you fucken pinheads with an attention span of a fucken chicken!

John "Ratbag" Howard PM, the Six Billion Dollar Budget Surplus Man! Or will it be a "surprising" TEN BILLION dollar surplus?! One thing's for fucken sure: the money didn't just pop out of thin air, it was ripped out of essential services like Medicare, the public health and education systems, and taxes above and beyond anything this pathetic, suckhole of a country has ever seen before! Howard's is the biggest taxing govt in our history! You fucken morons! You're copping it up the arse and still think its christmas!

John "Ratbag" Howard PM, the Six Billion Dollar Budget Surplus Man! Or will it be a "surprising" TEN BILLION dollar surplus?! One thing's for fucken sure: the money didn't just pop out of thin air, it was ripped out of essential services like Medicare, the public health and education systems, and taxes above and beyond anything this pathetic, suckhole of a country has ever een before! You fucken morons! You're copping the arse and still think its christmas!

he is a bionic prick!

hey i just watched the funeral. it was great!
especially that bit when the polish prick leapt out of the casket and shouted he was alive!
seems that the buddhists were right all along...

Happy viewer

ps Can we have subtitling next time. all that latin drove me crazy!

My God! I just had a flash!
Freedom, capitalism, how could
I have been so blind? Now I
can see why the Islamics and
commies envy our:-
Capitalism:
(Offering little girls some
lollies in exchange for
special favours.)
Freedom:
(To massage my crotch while
waiting outside the school
with my bag of lollies.)

No wonder our plucky little
arse-seeking P.M. is such a
defender of our noble western
liberties!

Spot on Patriot. There is no oil shortage, it is just the Mad Mullahs of Tehran manipulating oil prices along with that commie nut Chavez. There is undoubtedly a link between the terrorists in the Perisan Gulf area and Chavez and Castro. All of them are linked by their insane hatred of freedom and democracy.

Raspberry Cordial

It has been the long stated goal of the Bush League to crush all possible opposition to US "interests". Yup, just like in the movies these crackpots really do want to "take over the world". Deluded, arrogant hangers-on like the Brit poodle Blair and our very own Evil Dwarf imagine that by parroting the bully's mantra they will get a seat at the grown-ups table. There is nothing benign about this. They are dead wrong. This isn';t about battling "terrorism" or spreading democracy (Like spreading manure in a fallow field?!) This IS about global domination by a minority of greedy religious fanatics (No, not the al Q'aeda type - they don't have enough clout). The Bushies are the greatest threat to democratic ideals the world has ever faced.

With George W Bush in the White House the hypocrisy you speak of so poignantly has never been so overtly and horribly demonstrated.

Unfortunately, there are no "freedom loving people" in the Bush administration.

Bump this up! Remember XenoxNews was first with this poll weeks before Pope JP2 carked it!

Agitprop, I think you are being
unfair by equating morons with
the voting public.
I have met some morons, and I
found them much brighter than the
voting public.

I will defend anyone's
right to have a whinge or
to feel sorry for themselves -
especially for myself!

But Myles, my friend, we have
been through all this sort of
thing and I must draw your
attention to the example of our
plucky little arse-seeking P.M.
who does not complain when he
is used as a sort of arsewipe
by his axis-of-evil mates.
He even allows his public-toilet
creeping talk show host mate
"The Parrot" to savage him on
some occasions!

Patriot, that must be the biggest
tongue-in-cheek I've read for some
time!
Petrol will not be the major worry
of the dullards when the true state
of the world forces itself into their
mental voids.
There is hardly any area of life that
is not set to tip into disaster.
When it all starts to collapse,
all the dronings of the feeble-
brained world leaders and the corrupt
media fuckwits will count for nothing.

Look, its real bloody simple: the bastards got away with it! The moronic voting public put both Bush and his old geek suckhole mate back into office as if everything was the pure, pristine unadulterated truth when it has always been a obvious fucken concoction of distortion, fear-mongering and outright lies! We can only hope the brits has more nouse and boot Blair into the fucken Thames where he belongs (or maybe drown the prick in the Tiber!)

Only 60 years? You must be fucken kidding me! Even that old bugger PM magoo is bloody 70 and still going strong, lying anfd bullshitting as well as he ever did in his ugly, pimple-arsed pestilant youth!

TWEEN MY TOES
her eyes stared at mine.
wrapped in a kimono I'd make her moan-o
kimochi-ii

and then the gentle float

Get your head out of
George Bush's arse Patriot,
and look around your brave
new world.
If that is too scary - go
back to looking at the ladies
underwear ads.

The pope may be finished
but plucky little bum-
seeking missile of a P.M.
is there to keep us on the
straight and narrow!
ONE LAND,
ONE LANGUAGE,
ONE LUST,
ONE LUNATIC!
He may be mad but we are
even madder! We shall follow
P.M. Judas W. Herpes to our
final reward - no matter
what we have to destroy on
the way there.

I view the world thru rose colored glasses and my optimism is unbounded.

Yes! It falls into place -
We Aussies, to join with our
Aryan brothers, cleaning
the weak Jewish blood off
our jackboots as we crush
the welfare bludgers underfoot,
forcing the lowly into servitude.

Marching under the crooked-cross,
our chests swell with Christian
pride as our brave pure-blooded
leader fearlessly bashes the
impure single parents with the
true cross of Christ.

At last! At last! We can stand
proud and hard!

The old guy's not dead yet.
What a battler!

Does sister bang before or after
holy communion? Is this a silly
question? Is it still only a
buck? The yanks got Howard for
only a buck.
(all purely academic of course)

John Howard PM is a man even more devious, ambitious, cold-blooded and unscrupulous than people realise. History will identify him as Australia's worst, most abhorrent political opportunist.

Democracy cannot flower under foreign occupation. Until U.S. forces and pathetic token proxies leave, Iraq will remain a nation-in-waiting.

Aussies don't have democracy!
At least if they did they would
not notice. Maybe P.M. Judas Hophead
should be replaced by Chalabi?

I think that P.M. Judas W. Herpes
has been busy helping Australia
to be "incorporated" into one
"greater co-prosperity sphere",
or another.
Of course, moronic Aussies do
not notice this.

HEIL HERPES!

Good on you Fritz!
I have absolutely nothing
against the poor bloody
German people, as long as
they stick their work-ethic
up their butts.
The planet has been plundered
by people with visions and
work-ethics and I fear it is
about to roll over and die.

No more - please!

i bought this book home and i opened it up and ran my hands thru it. was a book of sand. Words I could barely understand and pictures that shined. I nodded out as I read on and on...

Next I stood on the banks of the river:
"Bring men with guns"

The last light from the evening dusk left us as we headed off to do our work.

Our 70 year old PM is a fine upstanding example of a Liberal politician:
ie a cunt.

You left-out arselickers and cowards.

Good on you mate! Off you go! They need more idiots
helping-out in Indonesia (I'm sure!)

Don't rush back, we'll get by somehow.

We are all very sorry, but it is much too late!
Even The Lord cannot help this case.

Let this be a warning to all who follow the
siren-call of the high priests of economic
rationalism! Stop before you too become lost
and beyond help.
If you have photos of the P.M. John Howard on your desk,
it is already too late.

Howard hasn't an honest bone in his mean, miserable old body. His lied about so many issues over such a long period of time its difficult to know ehere to start! Suffice to say, his place in the history books is assured... as the PM who turned the concept of the fair go into "fuck you, jack!"

Yes, the bird flu has some tough competition
in the form of our Canberra-bred toxic scum.
I suppose pandemic flu will just be the
straw that breaks our backs/lungs/lives.

But they're all good christian souls, bless their little black tory hearts! Oh, i forgot, they don't have any heart!

The mutants already walk among us! Howard, Downer, Costello, Abbott, the whole bloody lot of those slippery, lying creeps!

Aussies don't waste good poo - they elect it!

Yes, time to feel frightened about the qualities
of the government ministers who legislate our
lives away. Real-estate scam merchants, inside
traders, alcoholics, sociopaths, serial liars,
cheats, extortionists, blackmailers, fornicators,
hypocrites, embezzlers, sexual deviants, parasites,
quislings, sadistic bullies, murderers, irresponsible
meddlers, sneaks, corrupters of public ethics,
betrayers of trust, egomaniacs all of them.

But then, maybe the putrid, dopy public deserves them.

Whatever "reason" the bushniks invaded iraq for, "democracy" was a peripheral issue... that's for dang sure, pardner! And where oh where are those durn blasted WMD???

If we give you a new pan will you make us
another Prime Minister?
The one you made last time is a piece of shit.

"Peace"? Depends not only where you live but HOW you live...

No way! More WAR WAR WAR!

It's the best movie.

Wow! This rags been bitchin about Iraq and George Bush for 2 years! Surely it's time for a change of topic. What about a piece about how most of the world is actually living in peace?

Give credit where it's due. The rodent is the supreme
hypocrite. All you need to do to decode his putrid
pontifications is to merely totally reverse them.

The morally spineless are terrified to discover that
their lickspittle hero is a total liar and cheat.
More terrifying still to discover the damage the
little vandal and philistine has wrought.
Christian? Pah!

But first he would privatise the blood bank, cut funding for medicare, and give his filthy rich mates yet another mega-tax cut!

It's a bit of a bloody shock to read such a clear, frank and concise assessment of the grisly, obscene mess the Bush League have brought the world to. Nothing the Bushies have done since (or before!) the Sept 11 fireworks did anything to bring the perps to justice; everything was and remains about increasing their own wealth, power and influence.

Porking Condi? Why I'd rather be inside...
Someone else. Hmmm.
Maybe Golda Meir. I've always liked women with beards.

The Titanic seems a nice metaphore for America under L'i'l Dubya's demented control. But as I recall the historic facts, the actual Titanic met its end by mistake, whereas Bush is building up a head of steam and heading straight for the bloody iceberg!
-Dusty Davo from Derrimut