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Downer is such a complete dickwit you gotta wonder how he survived so far... no wait, all he had to do was fondle the Prime Monster's tiny testicles and join the amen-Johnny chorus!

Is the new Osama tape by the same guy in the stunt? The guy in the stunt looks more like the original.

We have no respect. For you or ourselves.

Who'd want a PM thats speakies chinese?
He aint a real man. Kruddy is a ex-public servant yes man. Perfect for his Union Bosses.

Digger

Cranbourne

Non-core John's "born-to-rule" Neo-Fuckwit stormtroopers are unable to believe that their victims would ever find out who their tormenters actually are. They are in stunned denial of what is coming.
And what a petty little sulk Alex "Dangerously Stupid" Downer indulged in over Rudd's public display of mastery in spoken Mandarin. A few too many sips of taxpayer funder wine has removed any chance of a Howardland Neo-Fuckwit mastering Mandarin.

Cunning stunts!! Superbly & excellent.

I love a dumbass cuntry
a land of sweeping claims
of ragged dumb fuck pollies
and voters with no brains

Thank you

Where's your APEC rave?

Come on Johnny! Where's my cheque? If you want my vote you're gunna have to cough up big time, pal! My empty bank account is waiting for your core promise!

We all know what APEC is and we all know those involved aren't worth a cow pat. Fuckem!

Jesus H. Mohamed! I feel SOOOO safe and secure knowing these frikkin geniuses are looking after national security with all those NAAAAAASTY terrorists - and comedians - out to eat our babies! Fuck, if this doesn't prove what a crock this waronterrorism is nothing does!

It will all fall over soon anyway... GWB is ensuring the world goes to hell in a handbasket.

You have no respect for women What are you achieving with this insulting material

A cornerd rat, no matter how scared, stupid and cowardly, will always lunge at you... I think with GWB so completely fucked-up the worst is yet to come

I feel sorry for the leaders.

I myself have often succumbed, through lonliness, to the charms of the ladies of the night.

And, may I say, I have always acquited myself well.

There was a time I was in New Delhi and I had to resort to the animals of the night. Those monkeys can really squeal. And their claws are quite sharp!

Anyhoo... as I was saying. I feel sorry for our world leaders and have no problems with them diddling a whore or two during their brief stay in our fair cuntry.

You forgot one important point Digger. If we are asset rich with our houses being worth so much then if no-one has the ready cash, there will be no-one to buy any of the houses in the first place, except foreigners who are not in the loop.
If everyone in the room has gold bars, no-one in the room can actually make a move to buy any....simple logic.
This APEC meeting reminds me of the Enron meeting before the shit hit the fan. Everyone posturing and firm handshakes and saying how good things are. It's too similar and it's scary.

I warned you didn't I? I told you about Him. Now the global financial system is collapsing - RIGHT NOW! Yes, you idiots, RIGHT NOW!
Why do you think the Dark One put a set of goblins in charge? To help you pathetic vegetables? That's a laugh. You are really in trouble now. Got it? TROUBLE, spelt B-I-G T-R-O-U-B-L-E.
I will try to help you but I suspect this has gone too far. Pray for your sorry arses.
Our Father who art in Heaven...
-anti666

The shit is about to hit the fan IN A BIG WAY! Aussies are exposed to the cruel global winds worse than ever before. All thanks to lunatics like non-core John and his neo-nazi bum buddies.
Nobody is safe, and this time watching the footie will not help the dopy Aussies. Maybe someone could try crucifying John, or burning him as a votive offering to the smirking gods!
Everyone will be sorry this time...

It is obvious that Digger is clueless. Digger, buy a beginner's economics textbook, and discover the stupid thing you just said.
Too late to tell the truth now, Johnny is doomed. Now Petey will happily let Captain Turd go down with the shit. Who wants to be the turd in charge when it all gets flushed?

Our debt is only higher because our assests are worth so much more. Under PM Howard our wealth has skyrocketed; our homes are virtual goldmines for all of us.
And we deserve it because we have worked so hard all our lives.
You loony lefties with you ignorance of economics are, as usual, completely wrong.

Digger,
Cranbourne

Magic! Absolute magic! If these lads form a political patry I'll vote for them no wucking forries!

Less than 24 hours after the Chasers War on Everything APEC prank the worldwide media coverage is already saturated with the story that is making Aussie authorities look like the pack of doofusses that they are. But remember - incompetence starts at the top. The Scotsman ' Bin Laden' beats tight security to get near Bush hotel Chas Licciardello got out of the car dressed in a white tunic and cap and wearing a fake Osama bin Laden-style beard. The New Zealand Herald Motorcade comedy infuriates police NSW Police Minister David Campbell: "I don't see a funny side to what's happened today. I don't see a funny side at all. I'm extremely concerned people would take the sense of security so lightly." USA Today Fake motorcade breaches security at Aussie summit Security isn't as tight as you'd think in Sydney... Raw Story - View AP Video here Fake Osama comes within 30 feet of Bush hotel "Surrounded by fake security men in black suits but lacking security passes for the ongoing Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) forum, the pranksters managed to get past one important security checkpoint," AFP reports 49ABC News - Kansas USA Mock bin Laden prank shows how close the real one could have gotten to Bush This was an incident that began of course as comedy, but may have ended up instead making a laughing stock of the APEC security machine. $160 million spent and this convoy got within meters of the hotel. Malaysia Sun Comedy team breaches major security at APEC Police say they are not embarrassed that the fake motorcade managed to get close to President Bush's Sydney hotel before it was stopped. WBIR-TV Knoxville USA Summit security foiled with fake motorcade The stunt comes as a deep embarrassment for Sydney police who've been describing security for the Pacific summit as the tightest in the city's history. Monsters and Critics Australian TV comedy stunt angers White House Comment: Hooray for the Chaser's War on Everything! Pricking the bubble of pomposity surrounding Bush was long overdue. Slashdot Australian Comedy Group Prods APEC Security Comments: Their finest moment has to be wheeling a trojan horse full of greek soldiers into the turkish embassy.. (can we park this here?) Comment: Bruce Schneier also points to one of the Chasers videos about regarding racial profiling and terrorsim on his blog . "How Australian Authorities Respond to Potential Terrorists Watch the video of how the Australian authorities react when someone -- dressed either as an American or Arab tourist -- films the Sydney Harbor Bridge and a nuclear reactor. The synopsis: The Arab is intercepted within three minutes both times, while the U.S. tourist is given instructions on how to get inside the nuclear facility. The Telegraph (UK) Bin Laden comic mistaken for Canada diplomat The security measures, the toughest ever imposed in Australia, include closing much of the city and erecting steel and concrete barriers around landmarks such as the Opera House. Snipers are in position on rooftops... Reuters Comedy TV show team penetrates tight APEC security The cars made it well inside the high security zone and were stopped by police within metres of the hotel where U.S. President George W. Bush is staying during the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) group forum. Bloomberg Police Arrest Australian Comic Dressed as Bin Laden at APEC About 3,500 police backed by 1,500 soldiers, tanks, water cannon and explosives-detecting dogs are deployed in the New South Wales capital to guard APEC leaders.

The guille and lengths that the Chaser took to penetrate the $250 million security measures are apparent. How could the authorities be to blame?

I stuck my finger up my arse then I stuck it in my nose.

It didnt stop it smelling. In fact, it smelt quite bad.

Next I got the missus to stick her finger up my arse while I put my fingers in her ears. Again, I could smell, but at least I felt a little better about it.

I was wondering what all of this uproar was with APEC and 'organ harvesting'.

Given the number of Howard/Bush news articles posted and comments about JH and dubya and number of politically savvy people on here, I would've thought that Xenoxnews would be the place to get the most info from for the public re: apec, for the next 2 weeks at least. It's got credibility in that regard, more than any other blog I know of.

And it seemed to work for my smells, but I could still sniff the guy in the next cubicle.

Poofs are deaf

The Man 'o' Steel and Dubya are having a threesome with Hyacinth.

It will be gruesome!

The Sydney residents have been assured that the APEC retaining wall will be able to hold back the hordes of sex-crazed officials and politicians who will run wild with dangerous looking knobs on sticks.
But everyone is advised to stay clear of the mesh, because the APEC wankers could bite or spit.

you try typing with one hand on your joystick and the other tapping on a sticky keyboard

its bloody hard!

Herr Fuckhead, many of us thank you for your numerous worthless suggestions.
By "Your just jealous" you must have meant "You're just jealous"
This does not mean we don't like you. Your weirdness is a lesson for us all.

Cause you aint getting a root.

We gave up on "standards" long ago...

or maybe Mr Tumnus from the Lion Withch and Wardrobe...

They are as horny as hell, everyone knows that.

Fucking a fawn in the green meadows of narnia...

Lest we forget.

Plato, I think you are maybe a trifle scrambled there. However, it is true that control-freaks and those despots who strut around as our "leaders" give most everyone a hard time.
Anyone who tries to "lead" the Captain is playing with fire. Never felt the need to be led by anyone - least of all by inferior little creeps who stage national security scares, and blow my money on APEC mass orgies.

Homosexuality is regarded as shameful by barbarians and by those who live under despotic governments just as philosophy is regarded as shameful by them, because it is apparently not in the interest of such rulers to have great ideas engendered in their subjects, or powerful friendships or passionate love-all of which homosexuality is particularly apt to produce.

Wow! The reporting standards of this website are phenomenal!

I like them hairy wrestlers...
Those giant hammer throwers.

Give me a girly with muscles
And hair on her lip

She can play with my balls anytime ;)

Not to mention the benefits to the environment

Of course! All sport is a homo thing. Not that there is anything wrong with that! Certain weak tendencies in the psychoneurotic personality leads it to seek an idealized image that demonstrates all the things it lacks. Things like: manliness, strength, grace, attractiveness, talent, wealth, power, fame - I think I've made my point. The weak, deficient and inferior personality will always grovel to its homosex ideal.
Certainly not my cup of tea, but for some it is tolerable, and indeed compulsive I presume. Without their sport they would become monsters like Dahmer or Gein, I have no doubt - leaping around dressed in bits of the skins of people they have murdered. Not a good look.

Teflon John.

Don't worry John. I'm sure the enquiry you set up into the quarantine service that you buggered and that failed to stop the horse flu, will clear you of any involvment. As usual, somebody else will have done it. So sleep snug in taxpayer funded Kirribilli House while the servants go about their duties.

Sorry about the clones Prime Minister, but we could not stop them from eating each other. Should we try again? Can we take some more cells?
I notice your emphysema is getting worse - you should see about that.

Little Turd has caused millions of working Aussies to plunge deep into debt. His only answer for the working poor is: "get a job you bludgers!"
Trouble is, they ARE working and they are still poor.

Oh yeah? Speak for yourself Digger. Since when was being killed the same thing as being liberated from slavery and oppression?
Why aren't the John-lovers signing-up for service in Iraqistan? Chickenshit arselickers the lot of them.

How dare you compare Australia's greatest PM with the Nazis!
Our PM has liberated more people from slavery and oppression than you latte-sippers ever will.

And you will all be choking on your wheaties when PM Howard storms back and wins the election this year.

Digger

Cranbourne

Fuck you_ _ Go dogs