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We know Saddam had WMD because 60% of Yanks still think he did.
And the majority is always right.

I've had a few

The Gospel of Chato was about the life of Brian.

bitchy

Was this before or after you shagged my girl?

I'm Brian and so is my wife

No space left in Howard's ring - it's full of his idiotic fans.

I feel sorry for ugly guys who have to pay for it.

Chato hangs like Gollum; Howard his ring.

Well at least we don't march like we've got a carrot up our ass like your goddamn Foreign legion does.

Your obsession, as a revulsion of the little man, will turn eventually into the full bloom of love. Like pettles from the flower of this love, each will fall, I love thee not, I love thee, I love thee not, I love thee. Like all men who fall in love with other men, in a purely platonic way, your love for Wee Willy Winky will eventually bloom into a full summer love. Every servant loves their master, every slave loves their owner, every man who votes for Wee Willy Winky, is showing their fresh spring love for the man. It is a very homosexual thing, as a man, to vote for another man, especially a man like Wee Willy Winky.

BTW, who is the mysterious Mr_Ree?

It's been a long decade since Murdoch grabbed HIS morning John Howard!
I thank you for another fine Xenoxnews editorial.

I thought Jesus was that drummer cunt.

Someone has to put money into their idle holes.

Help me lord!

Frugal is Jesus.

Non-core Johnny slept with his old mum. Does that help?

Until the question of Palestine is resolved and Iraq's occupation ended, there will be no peace in the region. A UN force to deter Hezbollah, but not Israel, is a nonsensical notion.

Here is the reason for all the brilliance!

Boy genius grows into a colossal suckhole!

Boy genius grows into a colossal suckhole!

entirely

نہ شرقی نہ غربی

جمہوریہ اسلامی

To paraphrase Leszek Kolakowski, the Polish philosopher, if you use terror to fight terror, then all you are left with is terror

"You can only fool some of the people some of the time."
The majority you can fool forever!

Non-core freedom? They are tasting it now. And it sure tastes shit!

The HOLY rash!

Ahhhhh. The good Old Days.

Israel is a fabrication. It never existed in any form before 1948 - well, maybe a few thousand years ago but that doesn't give the "Chosen Ones" any rights over local and indiginous Arabs... No wonder there's never been peace since in the Middle East.

Why do you hate the jews so?

Can't they have their own little homeland like everybody else?

A place where they can congregate and gather.

To do their rituals.

To slaughter their first born and call up Satan.

To ride upon headless goats awash in blood and cursing the rest of the world's "goyim".

A land where they can frolic on the bones of dead aryan peoples...

Mein gott in himmel!

Who will stop them!?!


C/-
Bunker, Berlin

Chato is a like a rash on the sacrificial lamb

There are many gods, but Xenoxnews IS God.
And Reverend Doctor Chato is the true prophet.
Chato advises you to grovel before mighty Xenox! (not Xenu)

Making up reality is what XenoxNews is all about.

..yeh and imagine if there was no John Lennon...

We wouldnt have to put up with his bloody Xmas song every year as well.

WTF! Is this real? Did this really happen?

Do I really have to point out that what was intended was that this was a satirical press release that was released by the media as a cover story for a hypothetical nuclear attack on iran? Racist fuk? People will just see what they want to see I guess. No matter what the truth is. If there is such a thing as truth. Perhaps there is only opinion. Consensus of opinion becomes the dominant paradigm and accepted as "reality". Then most of us are happy and at least feel we have some understanding of what is going on. You can only fool some of the people some of the time.

Something tells me that this article is satirical and loaded with irony and jaded cynicism. I should know as I wrote it.

If, after the holocaust, Israel had NOT been created, there would be no Middle East crisis now: no dispossessed Palestiians being slaughtered, no Osama Bin Laden, no Al Qaeda... Imagine!

Israel is justified in bombing Lebanon because someone kidnapped their citizens.

However when Israel kidnaps citizens from other countries (Vannunu?, all the thousands of Palestinians, few lebanonese) it's OK. And if anyone bombs Israel they are terrorists.

Israel's completely over the top reaction (long planned?) to a few kidnappings and deaths (of SOLDIERS!) should be condemned by every nation on earth. Generations of suicide bombers and other terrorists will find (justifiable?) inspiration in what Israel is doing.

The Church of The Rubber Chook has been reformed.
Send all monies to Reverend Doctor Chato, Church of Judas Christ of the latter-day Chooks, c/o XenoxNews, WTC towers, 911

No argument there Max!
But don't forget that Dubya, Phony Tony, and Honest John are so noble that only God is able to judge them.

Hezbollah? Patriots. Hamas? Patriots. Iraqi "insurgents"? Patriots. Israeli "Defence" Forces? Terrorists. John Howard? Suckhole. Tony Blair? Pathetic wanker. George W. Bogus? Lunatic.

From an early age we are told to suck the breasts of our mothers and believe in God, Jesus, democracy and Lil' Johnny Howard. You say different, you say Johnny isn't a God Send, but a Hell Song Send, sent to breach and sent to disrupt us in our God Given Bird Song Happyness & Goodness of Might is Right, and ADF, and Israel's two captured soldiers and the cost it takes to set them free by blowing a hole in the Earth's atmosphere which also includes. Oh, how your words fire us with insult and invective, to think that we could all be so wrong, and all be wrong for so long, as to believe, as to trust, as to fall into the safety shell of safe, well and comfortable as the venerated through the media, leader of our confederacy of states could also be put under the flag of the commonwealth of countries, and her Highness the Queen of Democracy. How Chato's Free Land, has been turned and turned again in it's grave morose tenderings, to find a country replete with falseness and devilry, out of the mind of a real-estate prophet and tenderer, selling off stuff for profit, and for profit alone. The legal profession, how it has driven us like a nail into the tenderest of G spots down in Canberra, the cannabis capital of Australia.

Well if PM Omelette wants Saddass they better start force feeding him. After his 12 day hunger strike he is just a shadow of his former self now.

Too late now, Patriot!
John has already allowed a record number of islamic people into the Howardland.
Oz apparently needed a lot of cheap workers to help drive wages down and drive house prices up.

One thing is for sure. If we listen to the bleating and posturing of latte-sipping lefties like Max Gross and Chato the War on Terror will surely be lost!

They will be the ones to blame if our women are forced to shroud themselves and we have to bend down to Mecca 3 times a day.

God Bless,

Patriot

what the fuck did this really happen... thios cant be real...

We should not comment on this filthy carnage - until John Howard tells us it is bad!
We are obedient, gutless folk, and if John says it is good, it IS good!

Lotsa babies and kids are getting blown apart!
John Howard says "good for business".