Wednesday, 04 May 2011 By David kellam

Sick of being a pauper? Tired of hiding from your creditors when they come pounding on your door? Had enough of bending over for the boss and having him fuck your arse red raw?


Then why not learn some fantastic tips and gain insightful knowledge of not just how to work from home and run a business, but to do it so that you can make a fortune and live the life you deserve!


Step 1
Realise that other opportunities do exist in the world, and millions of people are already pursuing them. Suckers are born every minute - don't you be one of them Cool

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Step 2
Begin searching around on the internet and see just how much really is out there. At this point the only thing you should be investing is time. This can be quite an eye opening experience. But please; no searching for porn!


He followed our tips and never looked back!


Step 3
Decide just what niche of the internet that you think you might be interested in, and research! You can never research enough, just like you can never clean your hands enough after shaking hands with an Arab. Remember... at this point do not spend any money! However if you can't be bothered why not send me a few shekels and I can do it for you. Just email: This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.


I'm not saying you need to go this far for your home business, but you should keep an open mind.

Step 4
You may come to a point in your studies and realise that some insider information from a mentor or teacher could be helpful and may shorten your learning curve. But be careful! The internet can be a lot like the wild wild west, and yes, some people are just trying to take your hard earned money. However good people do exist out there, the trick is weeding the bad apples out from the good ones. And not getting your keyboard sticky and wet from too much masturbation.


It can take a lot of effort, but in the end the rewards make it all worthwhile.


More handy fucking Hints &Tips:
- Don't be hard on yourself. Your new at this job; never give up!
- Read widely and try to understand everything you can about life, love, and the shackles of your consciousness.
- Learn that Google is your friend, learn it, live it, love it.
- What about keywords?  They are to your website what my cock is to my wife. And to the whores I pay for. Your blogs should be composed of many keywords for after all they are key to internet traffic!
- Help people. Even after you have become  a millionaire. But don't help the Jews. Or the Chinese. Those bastards all stick together and never help anyone else. Friends, family and others - yes. Jews, Chinese, and Christians - no.

If this interests you go to and read my story.



Avoid scams by watching out for catchy ads or things that seem to good to be true. if your not willing to put the work into this and treat it as a job, chances are you won't get very far.

Things you'll need
Motivation...and a lot of it. Lack motivation? Then try smoking some Crack. It gets me out of bed in the morning!

A decent computer with a good internet connection is best. Dual screens and a good sound system helps too.


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