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I'm glad you agree with my observations Tex. You don't refute them at all. Why bother unplugging Frawley if it won't make a difference then? Lets unplug the Lions coach box and see how well they do. You're other comments are irrelevant and indicate that you can't think of an argument in reply.

As if having Frawley on the phone to his players would have made any difference!
Since when did you give a shit about the footy anyway Yugo?

ps we love Acker cause he is sooooo goood!

whats ther to summit over?

Here's another one. XN summit 1 occurred at my house. XN Summit 2 occurred at Max's house. Now Tex is refusing to have XN summit 3 at his house. Is that ethical?

Yeh! Thats the sort of inspiring stuff we're looking for!

Sorry sorry I should have followed the strict form of a limerick I met a young man from Kabul He was tall and hung like a mule He put down his gun And showed me his bum And said "I think that George Bush is a fool!"

I saw a young man in Kabul He was tall and hung like a mule He put down his gun and showed me his bum and said "I think that George Bush is a fool!" How's that for art? I made it up myself.

Too bad the Suckhole of Steel didn't bother acting upon warnings by Australia's own intelligence services that Bali was a prime target for Islamist terrorist attack!

I should have mentioned that this poll was conducted by the Program on International Policy Attitudes at the University of Maryland, USA.

An ealier poll taken by the Pew Center in 2002 showed that 66 percent of Americans believed that Hussein and bin Laden were both behind the Saudi "Sept 11" attacks.

That's right: SAUDI!

But you sure are TALKING a lot of CRAP!

Good to see the Yanks are being liberated in Iraq now. Liberated from living!
Now if only the tinfoil man could go over and join them...

I'm still limping and the fuckin stain won't come off the couch. The cat won't come down off the roof and the neighbours want a repeat performance. Who fell off the balcony and, more importantly, has anybody seen my skull cap?

It's a dirty job but someone's got to do it. What's your alternative?

Patriot, dear lad (lassy?) a pathetic and hissy response, typical of the cross-eyed, slack-jawed rabid right! But hey, let's not hit each other with sticks and broken bottles, lets TALK! What do you make of this, Patriot, and please don't be trite:

Since the U.S. destroyed the Taliban regime, Afghanistan - you do recall Afghanistan?! - is once more the world’s top producer of opium. The nasty Taliban HAD banned all poppy production under their strict religious rule, cutting off the Northern Alliance warlords from their narcotics production. But now, thanks to the Yanks, the drug barons — the very same Northern Alliance lads who were US allies in the ‘war on terror’ — are back in business again.

Some memorial to the thousands who died in the plane crash attacks on 11/09/2001!

Please, Patriot, tell me how you feel about that? Enlighten us with your inane, one-eyed, flag-waving gibberish.

Listen you lefty lunatics we've only been in Iraq for a few months and Saddass had at least 6 months to hide all his weapons before we liberated his people. It will take time but you can guarantee that the leaders of the free world Pres Bush and PM Blair will stop at nothing to find and destroy these evil weapons! Don't forget that by changing his evil regime we have freed millions of Iraqi's and enabled the road map to peace to be started between the Israelis and Palestinians, if we listened to you lot Saddam would still be torturing his people! Patriot Thats right I'm back and I'm taking no crap!

You forgot to mention GODS CHOSEN: the jews! But YES! Religion isn't simply the "opiate of the masses", its a plague, a disease, a curse on mankind's potential for good and greatness. Instead, we keep getting dragged down in spirals of endless senseless conflict. And for what? Bizarre superstitious bullshit, without foundation, fact or sense!

The real conundrum is the fact that the idiot who posted this and then amended the text after the first few comments can't even spell initiatee even when it's spelled for him. Ever heard of cut and paste moron?!?!

Be a man not a mouse;
Pull ya dick it's fucking grouse!

That's better. But I think its more a question of whether it suits your ethics if you are going to be doing the shredding and burning. I would be the victim I guess and as such you would acting against my will. Is inflicting physical damage to male genitalia a predilection of yours? A fetish perhaps? Something to do on the weekends? Personally I decline to engage in such activities.

Here is an ethical conundrum for you then:
Should you get your limp dick burned or shredded!??!
Suit your ethics???? As for osmosis...I'll pencil it up ya epiglottis!@

Ummm it's not really an ethical conundrum though is it? And an ethical conundrum would be relative to whatever ethics one believes in or that one has adopted via osmosis by virtue of one's place of birth. From the looks of the content on this website it appears that the contributors don't have any ethics other than bitching and whining about things they can't control. Which is kind of idiotic.

The initiator is initiated so they could be the same person. Perhaps you could rephrase? Perhaps you mean the initiatee? I think the initiatee should come first. After all it is their first sexual experience and the intitiator should control themselves and make sure that they have a great first time. After the initiatee has had one or two orgasms then the initiator can get their rocks off if they want to. Although it must be noted that watching someone orgasm for the first time can be alarming to an initiatee. It can appear as if the initiator has lost control or is having some kind of spastic fit or seizure.

Unless Labor abandons its pathetic attempts to emulate the Arselicker from Australia, they may as well go drown themselves in the Timor Sea.
VOTE GREEN!

You took the words right out of my fucken mouth!

I don't know about the "greatest hoax". The greatest hoax would have to be the Bible and the Christian churches myth about Jesus being the son of god. Bush and Co have a long way to go to catch up with the Catholic Church. It's a good start though, I'll give him that. The Lunatics took over the asylum a long time ago.....

Jezus H Kryst, Ed! what the fuck are you doing to this site!

The U.S. House intelligence committee's senior Democrat, Jane Harmon, has labelled Resident George W Bogus's claims about Iraq, "conceivably ... the greatest intelligence hoax of all time." Remember Joseph Goebbel's claim that Poland was about to attack Germany in 1939. What's that you say? Joseph WHO? Yeah, that's about fucken right: you obviously voted for John fucken Howard!The Resident of the U.S.A. and Prime Suspect of the U.K.  stand accused of lying to embark o­n a war whose justification appears to have been, as U.S. deputy defense secretary Paul Wolfoshitz recently fessed up, "for bureaucratic reasons." "Bureaucratic reasons"??? Fuck! The fucken lunatics have taken over the asylum and renovated in the the neo-gothic style of George Orwell!What's that you say? George WHO?Go fuck a flying donut!

Hey Ed, get off the dunny or shit! What's with this <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region><st1:place> and all that fucken other rubbish that keep cropping up in my post? What have you dopey fucken winos done to xenoxnews!

The U.S. invasion and occupation of Iraq has taught potential proliferators of WMD one thing very, very fucken clearly: that if a country wants to prevent a U.S. attack they had better have nuclear weapons!

"I don't think we went there for the oil, and I don't think we went there for the things the White House said we went there for either," said Vahan Zanoyan, chairman of PFC Energy, a business consultancy. "The main reason was to consolidate our position as a superpower." The cunts!

Too early to tell yet! There are still hundreds of sites to inspect. After all Iraq is a big place.
How do I know this?
Lil Johnny said so!

So sad for Australia that such a vile, destructive individual is able to capture and stifle critical political debate in such a potentially extraordinary democracy. I will never comprehend how Australians can accept the imprisonment of families - children and infants! - in desert interment camps like criminals. It is truly sickening.

There is no "axis of evil". Howver there are diverse groups of willing fanatics eager to force their agendas upon the rest of us. Al Qaeda is one such group. The current U.S. administration is another. We must be mindful of both.

not that there is anything wrong with that...

We all know the Ed is gay

hmmm erections and rectums..all needed is KY!

Thank you Ed! Er, but when your say "rectified", it conjures up a rather unsettling image; somewhere between erection and rectum! what IS it with you people!

As for the joke...when you submitted article what topic did you select? maybe you selcted jokes by mistake? Anyhow ive rectified it.

Yes there are teething problems but hang in there I'm sure our new publisher will work things out very soon!

Hey Ed! This new Xenox News format stinks! Why has it become such a hassle to post articles? What's all that gibberish tha keeps popping up? And I didn't post this article as a "joke". This is serious, mum!

I reckon just poke that Johnny up the arse and out the lodge with a big sharp stick!

Nothing characterises John Howard's reign of mendacity more than the stinking effluent that erupts from that bilge pump he calls a mouth. The man is a chronic deceiver, as we already know and history will note.

Now THAT'S what I call a threat bigger than SARS! The Suckhole of Steele remains in command of the Titanic as he steers it straight into a dirty great iceberg!

And now the keyboard is all sticky?

Shit! I just spilled my spritzer!

The latest excuse seems to be "we were misinformed by our intelligence services"! The world must united against the US push for global domination!

Great blistering barnacles! its Captain Haddock!

That guy is a genius!

By his actions he was "God Blessing America"!
James Brown can shot as many cops as he wants; if he reckons they should be shot then they deserve it.

yes i have a few comments/queries about new setup i'll email everyone when i get a chance to...totally fucked at work at moment so maybe in next few days.