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woe is me! she not there this Thursday!

No problem Max; send $55.00 (inc GST) to:

Dogsbody Fan Club
PO BOX 666
GOGETFUCKEDCUNT
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and we will send you limited edition boxed release signed by the lighting engineer

and munch on ears of corn instead?

talk about seeking attention! sheesh

Obviously

Whats with this dogsbody thing? I heard the xenoxradio clip but it just gave me a fucken headache. Are you guys on sometyhing I havent tried yet?

Maybe Mike will go vegetarian too?

Brisbane... so far away from Fitzroy!

Stop that all you'll go blind!

They had to destroy their own "democracy" to "save" Iraq!

How come this font size is so small?!

I won't come out to play until I hear MORE Dogsbody!

Blame the bitches. Money. Thats all they want!

oh, d' boon docks

SOS! Acting on a hot lead, I followed the Mendacious Midget up Presidunce Shrub's arse, but the l'i'l four-eyed fucker went so far up, I lost my way and now don't know which way is out! Send help. Failing that, send an enema!

she like clockwork every thursday. and it shakes and shimmys like she just dont care. i follow head down and watch the world move on dis womens hips!

you betcha. im tied up in a box in a cell in Gundagi. federal prison in fact. pogo in fact.

every Thursday!

Saddam ain't finished yet...will become known as one of the greatest strategists ever... "They want this mess; let them have it...for a little while."



Meanwhile Saddam sits quietly, with his massive pile of weapons of mass destruction, thinking, waiting, itching, patiently.

dont worry about lil Johnny..his great imperilist escapade in the Solomons will sort that dickhead out!

Hey, fuck that bow-legged, pretzel-chomping moron warming his ass in the white house. The more Yank kids get killed in Iraq, the less likely this dipshit will get re-elected. And even the fucken Shrub knows that much!

Meanwhile, back in the fucken wild west: a senior US officer reckons that most of an estimated $US1.7 billion gleeped from banks in the dying days of Saddam's "regime" (fuck! i really hate that fucken word!) was being directed to the resistance, which was offering a bounty of $US1500 for each dead American.

Wonder what the going rate on Dubya is?! Probably not worth wasting the ammo on!

A few pictures made everyone dumb

Like.. what? You EXPECT the feds NOT to decieve you?! Get over it! Governments LIE!

Sure as hell no life no here!

Is there life up there?

oh la la

What the fuck is this oscurantist nihilist shit then, eh? Youre not fuckin French, are ya!

Ignore because they want to.

All of the above! But here's the one we've known all along, finally admitted to by that pus-bag US Defence Secretary Rumsfeld, at the US Senate hearing last week: "The coalition did not act in Iraq because we had discovered dramatic new evidence of Iraq's pursuit of weapons of mass destruction. We acted because we saw the existing evidence in a new light - through the prism of our experience on 9/11."

There it is, plain and simple: REVENGE! but more importantly: because they fuckin CAN!

In the same way the Howard regime was warned of - but ignored - a guaranteed massacre by pro-Indonesian militia in the lead up to the UN sanctioned elections in East Timor; in the same way the Howard regime knew of - but failed to admit - that no refugee children had been deliberately tossed overboard; and in exactly the same way the Howard regime is now slipping and sliding its slimey way out of the current disclosure regarding ratbag Johnny's false claim re Iraq's non-existant nuclear weapons capacity. You have to wonder when people will finally wake up to the obvious fucken pattern here!

Australian's intellegence agency, the Office of National Assessment, says Australia's Foreign Minister Downer was told this - right to his face - just four months before the Bali bombing: In response to a question from Downer about possible targets, Bali, Riau and Singapore were assessed to be attractive targets for Jemaah Islamiah, which was identified as the primary regional terrorist threat. This judgement was not made on the basis of any specific intelligence, but was the result of analysis of terrorists' probable capabilities and likely intentions. International hotels, nightclubs and airlines/airports were assessed as being high on terrorists' target lists. Despite this very specific assessment, at no time during the next four months did the Government's travel advisories, written by Downer's department and unseen by ASIO or onA, give any hint to Australian tourists that reflected onA's assessment. Not a word. Not a hint. On October 12, 202 people, including 88 Australians, died in the very place onA had assessed this could happen. The Australian Government ignored the assessment.

US polls indicate that for most Americans the attacks of September 11th justify all of the killing that has taken place in Iraq.

Americans believe - quite falsely - that Iraq was responsible for those attacks, and the human slaughter is seen as vengeance.

No connection between the government of Saddam Hussein and the attacks of September 11th has even been presented by either US or British government sources.

Americans accept their leadership's blatant lies due to a combination of sheer ignorance and a desire for revenge.

Of course I aint I...

the ultimate liberation is complete cremation of your entire nation blast it to damnation end the degeneration of ancient matrons let the ghosts go free and you and me

You ain't nothing but a hack living out the back of your momma's home too scared to roam or go out on your own think you scare me? you pathetic flea go wipe your arse before I have to pass my holy yellow juice on your fuckme fuckme boots

self destruct; it would be better for everyone

They're fuckin liars, plain and simple. That's it.

British PM Tony Blair the other day defended his fudging of facts by claiming the invasion of Iraq is justified despite the lack of finding any WOMD because Saddam Hussein's was an "appalling regime the world is well rid of".

Appalling sure, but was/is he unique in the world? I think not.

Putting aside the (critical!) issue that the US, British AND Australian governments' loud and concerted mantra prior to the invasion was Hussein's imminent threat, that he HAD to be attacked IMMEDIATELY to prevent him from using the WOMD that he very definitely HAD, there and then.

Now, the song has changed. Now, it seems is was all about granting ordinary Iraqis their freedom from Saddam Hussein.

Does the end always justify the means? Does anyone care that we have been lied to by our leaders on this incredibly vital issue? Did YOUR son die in Iraq, fighting for something in his head or for the false reasons our leaders kept banging on about? Is the world made "safer" by this barge-arsing about by the USA?

Is this the longest comment posted on Xenox News?!

And is there another "appalling regime" out there that was/is worse than that of Saddam Hussein?

Not North Korea, of course, because they actually seem to have the capacity to defend themselves (In fact, the reason they're restarted their nuclear arms program is as a direct result of the unilateral US invasion of Iraq!)

From big things little acorns grow!

But yes, for the sake of global peace and security, ALL religious fanatics should be locked up in loony bins, IMMEDIATELY!

It get's worse: BUSH TELLS PALESTINIAN PM GOD MADE HIM ATTACK IRAQ... "God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them." --Ha'aretz, 06.25.03 For more background, go to http://www.bushwatch.net/bush.htm

FACT: We all get cash from chaos

No initiative!

Unsavory, obscure, illiterate, and yet... strangely compelling!

As we puzzle over this astonishing poll, we should remind ourselves that there are Americans out there who believe Elvis is still alive.

Our troops may well have fought for freedom, but that's not what John Howard sent them overseas for. The American invasion of Iraq was an evil act that deposed an evil tyrant, but - Saddam Hussein's demise was a peripheral outcome, not the central aim. We are all diminished by these things... god help us.

Poetry should be like a diamond bullet right between the eyes.

Aussie Rules sets a very poor example to our young people. However, it is just another sign of the times. Given the "example" provided by our nasty little Prime Minister...

1) All children are "had', but many wise up eventually.

2) Anything is permissable with dwarves, as long as the dwarves are consenting.

3) Was that dinner cloth on your dinner table; alrighty then! If it was someone else's" you're a very naughty boy!

4) I watch young boys' asses, so...

5) Did you cook? Then relax and have another cognac and a cigar. You didn't cook? Put on that apron and get in the kitchen , bub!

Bingo! Yep that's the heart of it. Who in their right mind would want their son to grow up to be like these clowns? All of them should do community service for their rest of their lives.

I agree! This is a controversial issue! The AFL should stop pretending these guys are role models for today's youth. They are nothing but gangsters and hooligans with no moral fibre at all!

C'mon this is controversial! Given a chance I would say that any team in the league would be have the same way.