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Git yerself some guns. Git yerself some land ware thar tain't no yankees, no limeys, no francs, 'n no gooberment poop-snoopers. Then git yerself some servants ta work yer land - let 'em live on it fer partpay; feed 'em fer partpay. Listen ta Ricardovitz, 'n all is good in my world. Listen ta Boxy, 'n y'all 'll git a headthrob 'n herpes.

Look Boxy, who hasn't been caught pulling the old fella every now and then? That's really not the problem. The problem is the bastards who are peeping in on us. They are everywhere. Can't fart, shit, nor burp, without some motherfucker either recording it and sticking up on Facefuck, or taking a snap and plastering it on Instaroot. It is getting out of fucking control.And what about all those Yank cunts in the NSA? I am sure they have recorded every naked dalliance you've had with a webcam! Forget your privacy, it is long gone. Need to hide yourself in the masses nowadays. Don't step out of line, do anything out of the ordinary, or appear obnoxious. Cause these cunts will come down on you like a ton of bricks. They've got the evidence to keep you out of job for the rest of your fucking life!Cunts.

@RicardovitzInstant Karma gunna git you hillbilly.

@RicardovitzYou sick bastard 

Irony shmirony the fuckin dickhead needs a good boot up the clacker

Give them Semites ta the Germans!!! Germans 'll shove them Semites in burn'n hot ovens - Merkel cain't hold der Faderland back - Germans done been shoven folks in ovens way back ta the time of Hansel 'n Gretle - it's in the German Bible on how ta take care of undesireables. See, boys 'n girls, That 'ol witch twernt nothin but a Semite liv'n in thar hills preach'n perversion.

In Indonesia the words have rang out to people smugglers everywhere: "Gentlemen, start your boat engines!", as the word spread that Tony Abbott had got the boot. You can guarantee that all those Syrian reffos are now heading our way given that we have a true latte sipper back in charge.What a nightmare for your average hard working dinki-di Aussie!

Yeah, nah.

Tony still hanging around in Parliament (when he can be bothered to show up). Old Malcolm better keep an eye on him; no way is he gunna take this lying down.

Crucified. Pillaged. Abused. And plundered. That's our Tony. Lying naked on the floor, fucked and buggered by the gAyBC and Fairfax lefty empires. Who is gunna save him now?

Call it having the horn and wanking.

Malcolm is here to save us all! Digger, what say you?

And Dutton craps out again. A walking talking LAME JOKE

Ware they gonna put 'em? Ware tthey allways put 'em - in HOT OVENS!!!

As if they being Christians makes any difference. They all cook that smelly food and talk in guttural tones. I have lived with Greeks before so I know...

Where exactly are they going to put these 10 000 'refugees'? Whose electorate is going to suffer the massive fall in property values once these desperate people move in? Why won't they tell us?

3 words... "Stop the Boats"

How in Hades did a horrible cunt like Abbott become your country's leader?

If Tony was more often in uniform himself. I am sure that would swing a lot of voters his way. Voters of both sexes and inclinations...

Austrlalia is big, rich, empty country so why not taking much more refugee? Austrialia make war in Iraq now Syria so must take much people from this bad places

Wow what a spray. Well done Max. May we please have some more?

Nay saying NObody... That's your Bill Shorten in one.

You object to "negative nay saying". How about some POSITIVE nay saying?

Good old Ricardovtz never fails to roll around in his own excrement for the amusement of passers-by

Tain't no delusion that yer Western Australia Gooberment is STEALIN YER BOLT-ACTION RIFLES NOW!!! Them gooberment stooges is gonna leave y'all with poo-on-a stick 'n kangaroo nuts ta protect yerself from the EVIL that is a commin. Y'all hate yer gooberment sooooo much. But, they done hacked yer nuts off 'n now they is goin anythang that squirms below the waist. So, chrome yer brains, shove that crack needle way up ta yer gizzard 'n hook up that gooberment feedin tube to the Aussie Big Bro liquifried food bank. Cuz, when they git done takin yer guns, that's what y'all 'll be.

Poor old delusional Digger :(

Really? Tony is only getting back what he gave out! On top of that he is the most divisive leader in my 50 years and has no obvious plans for the future for all Australians. Tony is only reaping what he has sown. He does not deserve the support or respect he thinks he deserves. That needs to be earnt. #formerLiberalsuppoerter

The so-called "Digger from Cranbourne" is obviously so intoxicated by all the crap from Rupert Murdoch's media, his brain has become dysfunctional.

Running out of storage space again. Need more top-shelf book shelves, Fortunately, it's quite acceptable for me to claim the expense of purposed-built, floor-to-ceiling shelves made of Bocote timber and charge it to the public purse and all those mug voters out there who voted for Tony and moi. As you no doubt know, Bocote is an exotic hardwood belonging to the Cordia, which is a genus of the flowering plants in Borage family.There are around 300 species of the shrubs and the trees, which are also found mostly in Mexico and Central/South America. With its striking, zebra-like contrasts, and bold figuring, Bocote can be a very eye-catching wood. And Ikea doesn't stock it.

Thanks for the clarification George. By the way, how is the book collection going?

Lordy, that depends on who he's doing it to

What if a Royal Commissioner does it?

"If the President does It, that means it’s not illegal" - Richard M Nixon, April 6 1977

Well, Tony's still blundering around like a crackhead in the dark and I'm still laughing

Well I have some sympathy for the ex-altar boy Abbott. He promised the world to Aussies so he could get the job of PM. But unfortunately, now he is in the hot seat of power, he has failed to deliver. Typical story of over-reach which has bedeviled the many mediocrities that make up Sydney 'intellectual' life.Where to from here? Obviously Abbott needs the boot soon. And if limp dick Turnbull doesn't act quick I would imagine Scott Morrison will get the job. As for Tony, I think he would be a perfect successor to Alan Jones on Sydney talk back radio.

Fuck him. Line on the left, one cross each arsehole.

Spot on Digger, our Tony is lovely. But if the Libs want to give him the boot I would prefer it is God fearing Mr Morrison rather than that Sydney lightweight Turnbull. That way we can keep the fairies at the bottom of the garden.

For me dancing is a solemn ritual. I take it very seriously. The rhythmic movement of my body in synchronization with the spiritual outpourings from hypothalamus.So if I wanna rub my naughty bits against some bump&grindin black temptress then god damn it that's what I fucking wanna do!So let me go and pray. And play. And raise my joystick to the joys of a Nina Simone lookalike doing the downtown boogie with me.

Lary, dern't let yer whoremones git the better of ya. I know you think you is better'n the Negro race by lighten'n 'em up some with yer white genes, but it gonna take a whole lot more white than 1000 of you can squirt in a tin bucket voyerin at nekid lady pictures glued ta the backside of a goat. Tain't no use ta try 'n save the damned paint'n em up with a heap of yer white stuff.

I want some of them naked hijinks in Atlanta. Bumping some lovely negress...

Jaysus! Ricardovit drops his jug of hooch and reaches for his thesaurus!

No comment! That's an operational matter!

Travis Belt Bickle - you dern't know NOTHin!!! 'Bout 3 ticks up from the fester'n evil dripp'n from Max Gross's shorts - thats 'bout ware yer brains 'n other whatnot aughta be strapped up over. Runnin a scared fer 73 miles faster 'n a lectrocuted jack rabbit suck'n on the meth pipe.

Max done ratted 'em out fer the gooberment. I smell gooberment stew 'round here. Yessiree, I do!!!

Hey Andie you wouldn't be a member of the House of Lords by any chance?

I hear Atlanta wants to host next Olympics. Maybe they will include the sister-shagging event so the white locals can join in? It is a simple competition; the sister hides in a field of hay bales and the horny hillbilly has to sniff her out, and then carry her off to have their wicked way with her. I'm sure Ricky would excel at it.

Living in a stank-pool. That doesn't sound too good. No, not at all. But it would still be better than living in the kudzu infested, sister-shagging, hillbilly shithole of Clayton. Yep, by a long mile.

How you like livin in that thar stank-pool, Otis? All them people livin on top of tharselves; crack-pipe Mary whorin her lady parts fer drugs 'n feed; telephone-talkers drvin thar shiny buggies all over them big roads clueless as poodle in China yappin away on about a bunch a nothin? How come thar tain't one white feller in Fulton county, cept fer the Northern tip of Fulton county, ware them white folks is tryin to seceed? Anywhoo Otis, I hope you 'n yer kind like it thar down in that stank pool, cuz we dern't need no big city dummies up here. Nosiree! Y'all hate Jesus - I'm alright with that. That why we git a BIG GLOWIN CROSS up top a moountain ta scare you big-city devil's slaves 'way from here. Jesus glows up here, boy. He'll burn his goodness right threw yer wicked heart.

Ricky not only likes to diddle his sister, but he has penchant for possum pie as well... That boy is as hillbilly as they come. In fact he never made it out of elementary school; his mama was sure they were teaching the devil's lies there. You can take as read no truth passes his lips. Just a load of a Bible babble and stuff...

Hey Boxy you like helicopter rides? How about taking a chopper with a witch?Bronny Bishop that is.