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I've always felt rather bemused by Australia's apparent obsession with Gallipoli. With respect to those who suffered and died in wars, is it an Aussie trait to wallow in shame, embarrassment and defeat?

Ricardovitz, you and your cretinous, inbred and sulking brethren are more than welcome to remain right where y'all are. In time, you boorish malaprops will be forgotten with not even a greasy spot to show where once you sat festering like last year's jar of yogurt. That, old sport, is what I call genuine Dixie Beautification.

I reckon I dern't give a hoot what thar whole world is sick of. Outside a Georgia, Alabama, Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina, northern Mississippi, Northern Louisiana 'n north part of Florida (Lower Alabama), 75% of the World is a ugly place. But, a li'll Dixie Beautifulcation would git Austrailia in a good place again.

The history of human people is the history of migration and settlement. It just a matter of time for white Australia to become natural part of south east Asia

Mr Ricardoviz you make God weep with you savage stupidity

Mr Ricardoviz the entire world is sick of USA extremism and violencia. You ancestors floated to north America. you know. Without Africans USA would today be a eunuch among nations. Without black slaves kidnapped from Africa and policy of total genocide of local peoples USA would not exist.

How many Chinese in Antananarivo anyway? Not a fucking lot I reckon.

@My Old Panama HatWhat do you think? That Australia just appeared out of nowhere 200 years ago? The 'smarter hard-working' asians had thousands of years to take Australia, but they were too lazy playing mahjong and smoking opium to do anything about it!

Slant-eye go home. Australia dern't need you around anyhow!!! Gonna be the first law I pass when I git elected Prime Minister of Australia - we gonna call it the "Asia Opportunity Referendum". Ya git one chance to git on the boat headed fer Madagascar, or else!!!

I'm thik'n 'bout pass'n around a hat at church - takin up a collection ta pay Putin ta come over here 'n lead Dixie ta greatness. With Putin, Dixie can split from Yankeeland 'n Obama won't do NOTHIN 'bout it!!! Dixie gits Putin, 'n Yankeeland gits the African Muslim. Hallelujah, praise God 'n lets make some ammunition!!!

Y'all know Europe is sick when them folks start braggin 'bout Africans float'n up on thar shores. A dang African 'll think antartica is a far cry better 'n liv'n among thar own kind.

Foolish, ignoranti Aussies no nothing of terrorism. Aussie believe anything they see on TV like My Kitchen Rules is real or Sunrise. Big joke Aussies when smarter hard-wortking Asians take over you southeast Asian nation

Modi and Putin are unscrupulous opportunisti nationalists happy to clutch power by any means. Obama is lame duck beholden to domestic power greater than he could ever hope to be.

Mr Les but your ultimate nation began as a dumping ground for British criminals and Irish political prisoners. Unless you are black man Mr Les you are just another dole-seeking reffo

'Womp' is sound Ricky makes when he puts his little Georgian pecker into his sister. One of his favourite words.

@LOWORBITThe only reason they are sailing there instead of to Aussie is cause Tony's mob wouldn't let them in. The great Aussie land is always first choice for your average dole-seeking reffo. It is really the ultimate Nation.

Beg pardon? What does dern't mean? Womp? Translate into English if you can

Who? The 1000 who drowned trying to get to Europe????

Glad ya hate me. Glad ya hate how we git on over here. Hate is good, cuz that way I dern't need no forgiveness from yer kin when I womp some of my hate on you!!!

@LOWORBITMate. We are the envy of the world. Why else are all those numbnuts risking life and limb to come here? 

Australia is such a backward country full of dummies. No wonder Tony Abbot is their leader

@Eric BonchitisOh yeah? Watch it Max they'll bag you, tag you and disappear your ass!!!

And then the US goes boo hoo hoo why does everyone hate our way of life!?!!!

@Gaz KrankenstinePoofy Pete did; cause he fucked his pommy arse all night long at the Preston Market dunnies!

@Gaz KrankenstineThey keep trying to hammer it into us holi polloi that it is the only way. The results are what they want - more war, not less. And now it turns out that the ISIS leader was a former Saddam Army offcier (http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/islamic-state-files-show-structure-of-islamist-terror-group-a-1029274.html) Direct evidence of the blowback from Bush, Howard, and Blair's miserable invasion of Iraq.

What's that old adage? Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

@RicardovitzMan you sure are one dumb fuckwijO8

Cops in the States think thier uniform gives them a license to kill backs and hispanics. Luckily most of the fucks couldn't hit the side of a barn

@Huey JacobiteWell we're all still here. Most of us anyway. Maybe things aren't as bad as you guys think?

Well this made me laugh out loud so keep up the good work, guys

Auden was gay? Who knew?

@Max GrossYou can keep your reward...I'd sooner stay sick!

@Tex LumbagoFuck you, four eyes! Where's my fucking vodka?

@DrysdaleWatch David Lynch's immortal polemic on the eternal mystery of life - and living in the a safe, white-bread, middle class suburb: Blue Velvet. All shall be revealed.

I know nuff not ta believe nothin from dirty books written by false prophets, ubermunchies, 'n self-apointed wannabe devil-whore sissy boys.

I think it is called an ear. Heard of it before Drysdale? (get it? heard of it?)

What the fuck is that thing beside the hand in the photo of the man shaving? Some vile orifice?

"I reckon when the Devil truly repents fer his wickedness toward God - he may git a chance at probation, but I dern't pretend ta know nothin 'bout that." But you do pretend to know a lot you sister-fucking hillbilly! You are always spouting your nonsense about God and his bastard son, as if you were the Pope himself. How about wising up and reading something else besides the well thumbed Bible in your dunny? I suggest a little Friedrich Nietzsche, or Crowley, so you can start to learn a few things you numbskull from the Ozarks!

Ahhhh Richie. Sorry Max you just couldn't appreciate his greatness. Or that of the wonderful game of CRICKET

Hang on, sport, I thought Jesus WAS the devil

I reckon the Lord pays 'em perty dang good. Devil gits his own realm, gits human souls ta devour, but dern't forget. The Devil - he's a pay'n the Lord off a HUGE debt fer bein a big-headed runt. As angel Lucifer led thar angels in worshiping God, Lucifer git all big-headed 'n decided some of that worship should be comin his way. He figured he was as good as God and git ta thinkin he's the Lord's equal, 'n thought thar tain't but a hill-o-beans difference tween him 'n the Lord. Then God kicked is sorry ass outa heaven, throwed him down ta hell 'n charged him with catchin 'n keepin ugly, evil human wicket souls. So, Lucifer is God's prison-bitch 'till God declares his debt paid in full. Neither you or I or even thar Devil know when that gonna be. Nosiree. I reckon when the Devil truly repents fer his wickedness toward God - he may git a chance at probation, but I dern't pretend ta know nothin 'bout that.

The devil works for Jesus? Well that is a novel statement, I must say! How much does the Good Lord pay? I can't imagine it being too much, seeing he is Jewish and all.

Yes he is, but them dots ain't him. Thar Devil - he work fer Jesus - y'all know that right? He's Jesus's prison bitch. Sucks bein the Devil, don't it. That's how come he git full right ta take out his meanness on mankind who dern't pay no heed ta the Lord. Dern't forget - the Lord is the Grand Wizard; the Devil is jest a Grand Dragon - tain't ta be fooled with, but he ain't no supreme being neither.

Always look on the bright side of liff

It's...it's... oh shiiit! JESUS IS COMING BACK!!!

So since then no news? Obviously they have something to hide!

They had memes back then? Well I'll be darned.

Truth and Reason. Two lying sonofabitches you should lock up and forget about.

What a wash up after those 8 months! Aussies have the world's stupidest leader and the old sexy redhead's reign is looking better by the minute...What the fuck were those dimwit voters thinking?

The only life that counts is are the ones I started from the drippings out the end of my old fella...