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Dern't know nothin 'bout them folks. If'n you vote fer me - PRIME MINISTER ON AUSTRALIA, I'll dance a li'll jew jig fer ya.

Now this is precisely the kind of angry yet ascerbic article xenoxnews must produce on a regular basis

Mr Gross! Blessings upon you! More please! I want to have your baby!

Dear Mr (Mrs/ Miss?) Ricardovitz, your name sounds terribly Jewish to me so p'raps you should challenge that corrupt, warmongering old shitstain Bubby or Booby or Bibby or whatall for HIS job?

Dear Prof. the elepant-in-the-room question your should be posing is this: is there any sign of intelligent life on Earth?

I agree with the main thrust of this piece; inded history has shown that showing weakness is an invitation to invasion. But we need some subtlety when dealing with enemies like these aliens. Rather than nuke them first we should observe them; how do they run their lives. Who are the top dogs? is there a particular family or clique we should contact first? My experience has been that there is always one crook ready to rat out his fellow citizens or moon men for a buck or two. Once we have them then we can take over the rest.

Maybe we can get some sort of trade agreement with them? Because trade, after all, is the only effective path to peace. And prosperity.

Do you think there might be some new type of girl on these Moons? You know, like some sort of sexy swimming mermaid? Hmmm.. I'll be their Marine Boy for sure ;)Yours with stiff stick in hand,Hairy Fuckedknuckle

Damn right Ricky. Those aussies will elect any idiot to be PM.

Looky here boys 'n girls. If NetenyaJew can win, Ricardovitz can win Australia Prime Minister. Vote Ricardovitz - you gonna like yerself fer it.

No need for concern. They are probably just the bright light of the Sun reflected off shiny rocks. Or perhaps the lights of the Gateway to Hell as explained in Revelations 22: " A terrifying flash of light shall sear the eyes of the non-believer, and into the pits of hell he shall be thrust"

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/jupiter-s-moon-ganymede-has-salty-ocean-with-more-water-than-earth/

Now they know Ganymede is filled with water: [url=http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/jupiter-s-moon-ganymede-has-salty-ocean-with-more-water-than-earth/][/url] Looks like the whole Universe is filled with 'spaceman' you bible thumping fuckwit.

Wake up people. Thar ain't no spaceman. No UFO. No nothin from nowwhare visit'n this here planet. Cept God. Hilda, thar ain't a green man in this here universe who's gonna spend the kind a gas money it takes ta fly at near-light-speed fer years 'n years jest ta sniff 'round yer stank cooter. Only a big 'ol fat dummy smok'n the meth pipe 'd think that!!!

Take me spaceman!

Tain't nothin.

Keep looking brother, I'm sure she will be thankful. And once you find it tell the rest of us where it is ;)

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I'm still trying to find the g spot and she won't bloody well tell me

I got my own version of that Jesus arse-licker:Our Father who fart in heavenPlease Suck my cock all day When Satan comes the christian will runand his arse burn forever in flames Arsehole.

Devil-boy, dern't forget, the Lord gits his internet service too.....fer free...'n it cain't be erased like Hillary Clinton's Email - He gonna remember you 'n make sure you git what ya asked fer. These here words I'm gonna post is fer yer soul. Say 'em 'n mean 'em - its my gift ta you:Our Father, which art in heaven,Hallowed be thy Name.Thy Kingdom come.Thy will be done in earth,As it is in heaven.Give us this day our daily bread.And forgive us our trespasses,As we forgive them that trespass against us.And lead us not into temptation,But deliver us from evil.For thine is the kingdom,The power, and the glory,For ever and ever.Amen.

I hear God calling me often. He tells me to smite the Christian and to poke him with the red hot iron of fire. Smite the Christian right up the Jacksie God tells me, cause the Chrsitian is such a knobhead. I love my God and he loves me. I know cause he tells me that too. My god has a name. Satan.

Ware you is from is a helluva place. Ware I hail from is God's Heaven on Earth. But, I'm a ready to go be Prime Minister of Australia when y'all is ready ta vote me in. It's my callin cordian to God's Plan.

President Ricky - King of Hillbilly land where a man has his gun for protection and his sista for rootin' and tootin'! Sounds like a helluva place.

Looky here 'ol V. Rex, like a 'ol coon sing-song man sung: You better run, Brudder’Possum, git out de way!Run some whar an’ hide!

He resigned 'cuz he ain't no match fer Ricardovitz. That gun-bannin fool better run 'n hide like brooder possum. Aussies is sick 'n tard of the Gooberment keep'n thar guns 'n ammo from 'em. Time ta rise up 'n take 'em back. Vote fer Ricardovitz!!!

Abblott isnt fit to shine Putin's boots with his tongue

@RicardovitzYou, sir, are a fucken illiterate twat!

One-Term Tony... as predicted! Just resign, dickhead!

I'm gonna reach out ta my good friends Bobby Borsak 'n Reverand Freddie Nile fer ta help me with my campaign. I'm, Ricardovitz, runnin fer Prime Minister of Australia. Folks like me. They support me. I'm good fer Australia. I'm a gettin my Campaign team together. Together we is gonna make Australia Right again. Fair Dinkum!!!

I run into this little girl the other day and I said...Can I touch the dew on your fingers? Little girl can I touch the dew on the fingers?

THAR SOLUTION!!! Vote Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister of Australia. I'll make things right!

what does the Third Eye say?

I got the fear. It is all I have.

Hmmm... seems could be the basis of a new article here. You do know that all the problems with the sea borders of the East Asian Nations relate back to one man actions in WW1? That's right, that pervert Winston Churchill https://www.xenoxnews.com/travel/times-and-places/2673-blank-12550516 I hope to have more soon.Abdul,Tehran

I git a news flash fer ya'll: China is build'n islands in Japan's ocean. Japan is all fired up 'bout it and they is gonna NUKE THE TAR OUT OF CHINA. Yessiree, Japan will git the Nuke jest ta rip China a new A-hole. God bless the Japs!!! Nuke them island build'n Chinks.

Oh they are crucifying our Tony! Those latte lipping hippie dippie commies in the ABC! Let our Tony be!

Digger, What that thar Prim Minister Abbott doin 'bout gittin yer guns back to ya??? Y'all used ta have AR15's, Aussie FAL's, Semi-auto handguns. Now you ain't' git nothin! Abbott is still a gun-bannin tyrant. Why you takin up fer him?

I don't know about witch trials for that lot but there certainly needs to be trials of the Australian media! They are crucifying our PM with rubbish dredged up from who knows where.Those clowns in the gAyBC and Fairfax media need to be put on notice that fair dinkum aussies won't put up with the biased stories they peddle as 'news'. Already some of their interviewers have been caught out telling Labor lies. Time for PM Abbott to put the foot down I reckon; sell off or close down the ABC (which would be an enormous saving for the budget black hole the Labor party left us) and refuse to be interviewed by the Fairfax liars.That'll really have the latte sippers choking on their coffee!Digger,Cranbourne

Couldn't we distract them with mistaken relationships and dalliances across the internet of love?Lads there is a lot of girls out there. Waiting for you. If you have a dollar then you have a dozen ;)Is it too late? No. Cause the European canon is here :) Stand straight. Stand tall like a leader of the IMF. I, like you, have never understood anything but the commands from my cock so... get off your arse and do it! It is not the side effects of the cocaine, it is really love!

Capital it fails us now.

Halleleula brother!

I dern't understand Ebonics? I reckon George dern't neither. Maybe one of you Abos can translate.

The minute before the picture:  Listen carefully to the words spelled out by the children!

You ain't gonna beat Putin in Russia proper. Nosiree, Nazis tried it once 'n din't do no nevermind to 'em. If'n you wann a beat Putin, you gotta destroy them countrys that do business with 'em. Like, Iran, Venezualia, Cuba, Syria. You ain't gonna beat no China neither on thar own ground. Gotta go after North Korea 'n start problems all 'round thar border. Git Japan nukerized 'n let 'em kill some brown slant-eyeds. Not 'till Russia is fallin apart at the seams, then you start feed'in huge amounts of planes, bombs, guns, tanks, misiles 'n whatnot to all them rable rousers. Then the Angels i'll sit back in thar recliners eat'n popcorn laugh'n like giggly 'ol chitterbugs.

Actually I can see some relevance of this story to our confused and dangerous modern times. For now there is another wayward and treacherous foe attempting to bring down the civilisation and commerce of the West. I talk of course of Vladimir Putin. We need to strike now and to strike hard. Crush him before he unleashes the filthy unwashed hordes of the east upon us once more!

You got my vote Ricky! As long as you legalise incest I reckon you'd be a winner down here in Launceston.

I git me some Aussie supporters fer me ta git Prime Ministered. Y'all can help me git Prime Minstered too!!!

I am doubtful a preemptive invasion of Germany would have stopped the war. The French army is notorious for its lazy ways. Stuffed to the gills on cheap wine and garlic; the French Polious lacked initiative, strategic understanding, and the basic will to win. To have commanded them to invade Germany before they attacked would have been the height of folly. I don't imagine they could have even crossed the Rhine, let alone get to Berlin.