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Ricardovitz for Prime Minister of Australia. Yessiree, I officiallly throw my hat in this fight. If'n you want more cartoons of Mohammed fornicatin with Obama 'n has nappy headed wife, vote fer me, Ricardovitz!!! I'm all 'bout freedom. Freedom ta have guns. Freedom ta say it the way ya see it. Freedom to go commie-bashing. Freedom ta be a Christian 'n womp anyone who try ta stop ya. Freedom to organize 'n destroy the Dope-Pushers. Freedom ta associate with only them folks you want ta associate with. Freedom ta protect yerself from crime 'n other neferious whatnot. FREEDOM. FREEDOM. FREEDOM. RICARDOVITZ!!!

Outer space weirdos? Hell yeh! They've taken over the Australian government! The aliens are in charge!

Hang on isn't Tony a bit of a drama queen? Is that what its all about?

Pompodor looks like he cuts a dashing figure. Maybe they should have let him fuck Alice and Lorraine.

I reckon that man aught ta raise his hand 'n ask that thar teacher ta go to the bathroom right proper, than git out of his seat 'n disrupt the class.

Dern't know nothin 'bout Queens. But, if it'll git you ta vote fer me, I promise ta cut the Queens off of wellfairs 'n gooberment titty suck'n too. Makes no nevermind to me.

Fascinating. This Pompadour sounds quite a character. And who doesn't enjoy a good brandy

You moron Ricky, it is not from the Government it is from the Queen. You know, the German bitch in charge of that bunch of inbred layabouts just like your family. Maybe they can give you a Royal shotgun to go with your hillbilly knighthood seeing you like things that go pop.

No sir, Mr. Flam. I dern't take no gooberment handouts, no welsfaire, food stamps or other kibbles from the Devil. The power ta give Australians thar guns, 'n thar God given rights back which was stolen from 'em by ALL THE GOOBERMENT STOOGES gotta come from the people. People who is fed up with runt titty suckers suckin on gooberment handouts 'n the dope dealers who run the place.

How does Sir Ricardovitz sound? Got a nice ring? It'd give you a bit of elevation amongst your cohort of pig farmers and sisterfuckers I reckon Ricky.So if you want to get it why don't you give old Tony a call? He is such a fuckwit he would probably agree to hand you the gong!

Vote Ricardovitz fer Prime Minister - I'm gonna make Australia all right!!!

Yes that right honorable turd John Howard deserves a gong for screwing up the nation, invading a country on false pretences, and inflicting pissweak Pete Costello on us. Stick the gong right up his jacksie!

Arise Sir Tony 'Fuckwit' Abbott

Sure. I will whip a few up with a pic of Lil' Abner with his cock in his sister. I reckon that'll pretty much sum you up good and proper Ricky

Much obliged fer yer support, Flam!!! How 'bout you wanna sell some RICARDOVITZ T-shirts fer ta git campaign contrabutions in Australia?

I have peered down the microscope at many organisms, soil samples, and dunny bowl scrapings. I have seen things wiggle, wander, and vomit their own putrescence. I have seen objects throbbing, filibustering, and flagellating. So does that make them living? Alive? No. All it is the left over embers of energy given to them by God. Any other explanation is the work of the Devil!

With the current fuckwit in charge you have as good a chance as anyone else Ricky so why not throw your hillbilly hat into the ring.

Austria??? Tain't never run fer Prime Minister of Austria. But, I'm consider'n runnin fer Prime Minister of Australia again. I reckon if Mitt Romney can run fer President of Yankee Land 3 times, I git jest as good a chance as any runnin fer Prime Minister of Australia. Git my feelers out checkin on this, 'fore declarin my candidacy.

Ricky don't want to go all Godwin on your hillbilly arse but there was a certain Austrian fellow who had similar ideas to you a 70 or so years ago... Showing your true colours?

Dern't see nothin wrong with round'n up Muslims. Dern't make no nevermind whatfer. We all know how this here is gonna go down. Round 'em up. Put 'em in ghettos. 'N wait fer a courageous feller ta git the job done that needs doin!!!

This says it all about 'freedom of speech' in the west... http://electronicintifada.net/blogs/ali-abunimah/france-begins-jailing-people-ironic-comments 

Lord I'm shaking whenever I see that heavenly ass walk by... That's how I know I am alive!

Do a dark stain on the wall of a barber shop ware black folks live equal a bomb'n of the negro vigilante group??? Quite a stretch thar, Flam. Tain't no evidence of what you is claim'n. Nosiree.

This is the sort of science that those Alien loving loons Uncle Rebus and the rest should get into. Not the 'drunken hillbilly spots flying frisbee' rubbish they love to spout off about!

Just like that guy was just 'thinking' about bombing the NAACP in Colorado... http://gazette.com/few-details-emerge-in-naacp-bombing-investigation/article/1544570

Mr. Flam, you dern't read too good do ya? That thar 'ol boy dern't do nothin but think 'bout puttin a hurtin on Mr. Bainer. I reckon you is in the camp that think'n bad thangs is same as murder'n.

Is that alive???

Terrorism? http://www.theage.com.au/world/ohio-bartender-considered-poisoning-us-house-speaker-john-boehner-20150114-12nwd0.htmlOr doesn't count as it is one dimwit Yank trying to kill another one?

I am Charlie's red raw ass after being fucked by Muhammed&Allah good and proper!

Muslims is filthy, godless, devil whores...jest like Barak Obama!!! Y'all ever ponder on why Barak Obama is ashamed of his Muslim heritage??? Is Obama a Coward? Muslim Coward? Mentally Retard? Mental Retard Muslim Coward??? Yep, I pick door number four, Bob. Now, gimme my Prius with a cup 'o commie tofu fer my prize!!!

Percy, din't I see you in a flicker show with John Coffee??? Was you the one who pissed himself?

As usual, selective outrage from the dumbed-down and the wilfully ignorant. Since 9/11, right-wing extremists killed more Americans than Islamic extremists! Grow a brain, folks! http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2015/jan/08/sally-kohn/kohn-911-right-wing-extremists-killed-more-america/http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2015/jan/08/sally-kohn/kohn-911-right-wing-extremists-killed-more-america/

God dern't give no bomb to them countries. They stole it from us! Why? Cuz we was too weak ta use it on ALL OF THEM first!!! We coulda. We shoulda. But, the lovey-lovey hippy types, deceived and led astry by Satan, kept us from it. We squanderd God's gift, 'n now we pay the price.

Attack on free speech? Yes it was. In particular the free spech of white men.

Why did God give the bomb to Russia, China, and Pakistan as well?

Y'all never learn. Thar's a reason God gave the United States a nuclear bomb 'fore giv'n it to the lesser folks - We was intended to destroy ALL of those who would hinder our progress 'er seek ta destroy us. Twas a test. 'N we failed. We failed to embrace Jesus the Warrior who sought to deliver peace and prosparity to those who is deserv'n. Jesus shouts from thar Heavens to the few who is listen'n "COWARDS! Ye dissapoint me."

Seems these 'terrorists' just returned from Syria... Wonder who payed for their training there?

I am with you. I blame Obama for this mess. His weak kneed response to terrorism and Islamofascism, and lack of support for Israel, has only emboldened the terrorists. Unless he acts now expect even more terror in the civilised capitals of the World.God bless,Patriot

Beautiful Southern White Gospel, Mr. Flam. Sorta in the genre of Pee Wee Trahan.

Not bad Ricky. What sort of music would these bands play? Some sort of hillbilly twang or such?

Here are some fer ya:No guns, no balls.Commie Gun Grabber, DIE!Bayonet this Mr. President!!!Lord of Guns, King of CountryJesus the Warrior

Hey I've got one...The bitch at the Piano

What odd names. I wonder what sort of noise these bands would make?

Don't forget sister-fucking Hillbilly as well Ricky. Don't want to confuse the readership on your true background ;)

Yup! Spic. Jew. Wog. Wop. Lebo. Abo. Niggro. Commie. Fascist. Anarchyist. Racialist. Whatever you want, Mable. I report on 'em all and Fair Dinkum!!!

Ricardo... vitz? What the hell is that? Spic Jew???

Obama always goes reckless in words and deeds like a monkey in a tropical forest.

Gotta agree with you there Mr Ricardovitz. No honest spics or Dixiemen. That's a given.

Thar only reason we git Police is cuz we got Blacks. No Blacks, no cops. White folks dern't need no cops cuz we can control ourselves. Evolve 'n we dern't need zoo-keepers...I mean cops...ta keep yer bad element penned up.

Now thar's a name fer ya - "honest Juan". Cuz, everone know that tain't no spicks who is honest. So, Juan figures he better call himself "honest" jest so's everone think he different than all them others.