Election Year Fer Australia! - Happy, Happy, Happy....

2022 is Australia's Election Year. And as XenoxNews.com prides itself on giving all voices an opportunity here is our resident Fascist fuckwit Ricardovitz with his pitch to the Australian Electorate.

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Happy Election Year, y'all.

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Ricardovitz being led out of his Hillbilly Shack



Dumbass Lefty, Scott Morrison is goi'n on a apology tour. Yer slick-sissy faggot-boy, Morrison is on his knees apologizin faster 'n Hillary Clinton shat her pants when Trump won. 'N all this here a top Morrison's Iron-Fisted Vaxx Dicatates. Anti-vaccination protesters was fight'n mad outside parliament 'n says they is gonna take over Parlament jest like folks did in Washington Dirt City.

 

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Ricardovitz's Cabinet Assembles



So, my constituants say 'Nuff is 'Nuff!!! "WE WANT RICARDOVITZ....WE WANT RICARDOVITZ.....RICARDOVITZ FER PRIME MINISTER OF AUSTRALIA! I was thar. I heard my people. These here folks need me. Need a leader who will SET THEM FREE from the bonds of dictatorship. FREE ta git thar guns back 'n use them against nefarious crack addicts 'n chromers. Free ta be vaxxed er git the Vid 'n shit thar brains out! Free ta say what they wanna say without no gooberment stooge giv'n 'em a rap on theys heads over it. FREEDOM. RICARDOVITZ - 2022 be thar Year Ricardovits is gonna make Australia Right Again!!!

 

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Ricardovitz

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    · 4 years ago
    OH! Isn't he lovely :) A teeny tiny Ricky with a hillbilly pecker so small not even his sister can see it ;)
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    · 4 years ago
    My research has found that Aussies for the main part are simple folk. A bit like hobbits. All they want is a place to call home. But not a hole in the ground, so maybe they aren't like hobbits.

    Ricky, if you can keep their house prices rising and keep out the swarthy folk of the region then you are probably on the way to getting the keys to The Lodge.
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    · 4 years ago
    Keep'n swarthy wogs, lebos, 'n other nefarious whatnot out is my thang.  Thar tain't much good wood in Australia, so cabin prices is gonna go wackadoo. Yep, I can make that happen 'n lots more.  Free guns fer everone so's they can fight off thar world's bad guys!!!

    Ricardovits fer Prime Ministe4re -  Keep'n Nefarious Shitbirds Outa Australia!!!
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    · 4 years ago
    @Ricardovitz We don't want your types round here either Mr Ricardvitz. Best you be sent off to one of those southern islands where the locals like to indulge their sexual perversions with their siblings.
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    · 4 years ago
    Well, heck,  Sister Zara Australia is one of thar biggest southest islands in this here world!!!  Cain't get much souther er bigger.  But, Ricardovitz sure do be glad you is sett'n him straight!  I spect you 'll be voti'n fer me then.  Glad thats a settled.
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    · 4 years ago
    Oi Ranger Rick have you signed up as one of Fat Clive's wigged out muppets yet?
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