"Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Well according to the latest research, the answer is No.

 

High rates of polygyny* do not lock large proportions of men out of the marriage market.

 

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Good news boys! You can share her around as much as you like.

Can you imagine? The Poindexters from Stanford University reckon it is just fine and dandy if our betters have multiple wives. They say there is no evidence it 'reduces the field' for the rest of us hoi polloi, and in fact these clowns say it will actually strengthen our society. 

Wow. With science like this we reckon it won't be long before President Littlehands decides that he wants in on some of this action, and legalises polygyny for himself and the other hucksters in his administration. 

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Men. You can pick and choose as many as you need!

Yep, some dross straight from the hacks of Stanford University. It seems you can pay the monkeys there and get whatever you want. Gives you a lot of confidence in all their other research, doesn't it.

 

*Polygamy is the general term for having multiple spouses, while Polygyny is the specific practice of one man marrying multiple women.

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 9 months ago
    Ok. If I, being a member of society, have as many wives as I want I will be helping the aforementioned society to 'strengthen' itself. This is what they are saying?

    Well I am all for it. Ready in fact.

    Question is, where can I get these wives?

    Yours with limp willow in hand,

    Hairy Buttknuckle
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    · 9 months ago
    What meeting would I have to go to get a share of that one on the top? Huba-huba!
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    · 9 months ago
    A.A.
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    · 9 months ago
    Ahh, I have many businesses more than five! And I love my 9-year old kudzu recycling business called Ricky the most. That is until Ricky starts to lose money, then I get real hairy and ornery. Then i put Ricky with my other businesses in the bankrupt bin. But, I must confess, I want to be a Jew, because the Jew beat my businesses in all 4 corners of the desert lands and I love winners. Except, the Jew man only gets one business and he cannot correct the employees with fists and kicks when they start striking. I so much want to prophesize to the Business Winners, but my business is losing money longer than a barking dog chasing desert squirrel.
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    · 9 months ago
    @Profit Motive I thought you were a Commercial Titan Mr Motive. It turns out you are just a second rate huckster!

    Disappointing. Very disappointing.
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    · 9 months ago
    @Profit Motive How dare you!! You who questions the words of Profit Motive will commit bankruptcy. My Profit Motive is strong of breath, but has a tiny brain. Profit Motive's tiny brain thinks me so good. Make me happy he has no nervous disorder. He paint his fingers to look like beautiful dolls from Egypt, me and my friends play with it. We all have fun and praise Profit Motive.
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