My advice to Rupert

I must admit at the moment I feel for my mate Rupert. What with all this phone hacking nonsense going on again.

As a media magnate, I know what it is like to have your incompetent staff let you down. Just have a look at some of the clowns who write for us!

 

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The warning signs were there Rupert!

 

There is nothing worse than when your executive staff start getting a bit high and mighty about themselves. Next thing you know they're thinking they are the Voltaire to your King Louis XIV!

 

The gift of every true Media visionary, and of course I include Rupert and myself in this category, is that we know when to cut our losses.

 

Time to cut her loose Rupert! Face it; it will be a relief not having both that red haired devil and your Chinese harpy wife at you day and night. Give Brooks the arse and ride out the storm.

 

Just some advice from one media baron to another.

 

Tex Lumbago

Emperor in Chief,

www.XenoxNews.com

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    · 15 years ago
    I have advice to Rupert too.

    More Page 3 girls!!!


    Yours with paper in hand,

    Hairy Buttknuckle
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    · 15 years ago
    I resemble that remark! Bloody editors think they know it all but they DON'T!
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    · 15 years ago
    And stop picking on Voltaire! Despite the big wigs and the Bigwigs, hubris didn't kill him, he just got overexcited, I tell you! Go on then, Mr Lumbago, how many dramas, philosophical tales, historical and scientific works have YOU written, eh? Or even EDITED! Eh? EH? Shit, now I've gone and spilled my vodka spritzer! Damn you, Lumbago, damn you all to HELL!
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    · 15 years ago
    See Rupert? The ungrateful staff I have to put up with?

    Max! Stop complaining and get back to work, or i'll send you off to work for that red haired bitch Brooks!
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    · 15 years ago
    Oh Mr Lumbago. No sir, please don't, sir. I mean, I um didn't realise you were there, sir. Please, my apologies. I meant no offense. Yes, back to work, sir, I'll do that, thank you sir... But, if one may be so bold, sir, I have yet to receive that last carton of Russkaya that you promised me. I mean, um, Mr Lumbago, sir, you do recall our little er "arrangement"? The word count, sir, and the um spritzer count? Sir? Mr Lumbago? Are you still listening, sir?
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    · 15 years ago
    FUCK YOU FOUR-EYES! YA CUNT!
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    · 15 years ago
    Let me read the fine print of our 'agreement' again. Now back to work!
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    · 15 years ago
    Murdoch represents a clear and present danger to democracy. His mass media cartel must be smashed apart!
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