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"Does the fact I have 5 wives affect my friends chances of getting a root?"

Xenox Science Desk 08 October 2025 1 minute read

Well according to the latest research, the answer is No.

 

High rates of polygyny* do not lock large proportions of men out of the marriage market.

 

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Lookie Yonder! Three Wise Men of the East

Celebrity Desk 06 October 2025 1 minute read

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Word of the year: Genocide

Strontium 90 01 October 2025 1 minute read

Word of the year: Genocide

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Steal'n My Moonshine - A Better National Anthem

Ricardovitz 01 October 2025 2 minutes read

He ain't just a loud mouthed hillbilly dingbat, he also has the rhythms and rhymes of the ol' Mississippi flowing in him.

Yes, it is poetry from Ricardovitz. Based on that famous Georgian hymn, Waltzing Matilda.

 

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THE TWO-STATE DELUSION

Max Gross 23 September 2025 5 minutes read

Among the Labor and status quo faithful, Julian Hill, the current Labor government’s Assistant Minister for Citizenship, Customs and Multicultural Affairs, Assistant Minister for International Education, and the Federal Member for the Bruce electorate in the Australian Federal Parliament (Whew! He must be exhausted!) has announced on Farcebook (naturally!) that “Australia has formally recognised the sovereign State of Palestine. Part of an international effort, building two states for long term peace & security.”

 

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Unfortunate But Worth It

Max Gross 15 September 2025 3 minutes read

Words seem superfluous these days, my heart just isn’t in it anymore. I am hollowed out with despair. But here I go again. One more impotent spray.

Last week, psychotic rogue state Isra-hell bombed Qatar, a key US ally and host to the USA’s biggest military base in the Middle East. And what did the decrepit orange POTUS do about that outrage? Nothing. He has his free Boeing, I guess, and that’s all that really matters.

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Melbourne Machete Violence

Molly Melbum 10 September 2025 1 minute read

I don't quite get it. I thought Chopper Reed was somewhat of a national hero?
People were queuing up for photos with Chopper and to buy his book.
But now they say that people like him should be deported. Sent back to the country where their parents or grand parents came from.

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Apology. Trump not dead yet.

Tex Lumbago 04 September 2025 1 minute read

At XenoxNews.com we uphold the highest standards of journalistic integrity. So we wish to apologise to our readers for the 'fake' news that US President Trump was dead as the dodo.

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In light of this malpractice the reporter has been taken out and shot.

 

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