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It is amazing how instead of hiding non-core John from the gaze of the alarmed public, the Liberal Party creeps proudly put him at the head of their procession. That is like a greengrocer putting his most rotten old apple full of worms in the most prominent part of his store display. Maybe they could further enhance filthy old John by smearing fresh dog shit on his face, and have him twirling a baby on the end of his withered old donger. You never know, it might work!

When John was sent to my Recreational Psychiatry unit by the Liberal Party, it soon became clear how twisted this fellow is. While watching a movie, he would get happy and excited at those scenes that had others sobbing! Were it not for the fact that I cut away large parts of his useless brain matter, and the boiled-frog mentalities of the Aussie dullards, he would have been exterminated like the vile little cockroach he really is.
Anyhow, the cheque the Liberal Party daleks paid us at RP finally got cleared after I threatened a few of them with brain surgery.

Not surprising really. The latte-sippers were right behind Saddam as well.

Digger,
Cranbourne

I'd take any female species placing their mouths on my privates.

Yep.

I would.

Bush has managed to turn a bunch of fringe-dwelling thugs into a global force capable of withstanding the last remaining superpower on earth. And here we are now, caught between two kinds of equally insane religious fanaticism, flip sides of the same deluded coin: christian messianics vs islamic messianics.

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You can post again. Had to trash some old bits and pieces.... upgrade continuing some of the new bits will break in the new Gallery as we need new bits and pieces installed on the server which hopefully our webhost will allow......

Is that a beautiful pic or what?
- Ex Liberal Voter

But, I have to tell ya, this seems all too organized for me. And, it's a scary'n me a little.

Lord knows when anarchists get organzed, they ain't anarchists anymore. They's just a bunch of balding old hen-pecked men and pooch-gutted, celulite crincled mommies worry'n about their meth-addicted 13 year old daughter and neo-con little boy that likes to kick the shit out of hippies for kicks and giggles.

First thang it's spelt "A M E R I C A N S" and "A U S T R A L I A N S".

Next thang is that there ain't no such thing as "Americans". There's Yankees, Confederates, Mexicans and Conadians.

You Australians are just the Ass-End of the world's version of Americans, 'cept y'all have a different breed of jigaboos than we do. Other than that you white people is the same as ours.

and I recon we know WHO the writer is, 'cause he said so above; I'll give you Mein Kampf for Dummies, for free, right here on Xenox Radio:

Mein Kampf For Dummies
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The Jews are a bunch of dirty, big nosed, unshaven, curly locked, slope-headed, mix-breed, inferior race of humans. We pure Germans are sick and tired of these mix-breed Jews knocking up our women, populating our country with ugly babies, taking our jobs and money away from us.

So's we Germans have a plan to shoot, burn and starve Jew as fast as we can and reclaim our land; oh, and get as much of other people's land "jew-free" as possible.

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I recon women have a hard time understanding sophisticated writing like the above, so's that's why men invented all of those "Dummy" books. We don't want our women-folk to feel too left out of higher culture and intellectual pursuits. I mean, we all know that women are all the same - they all have that one thing that God gave them that men need for a few minutes each day. So's we need to keep them pacified and less frustrated, less we get what we need.

In Irak. And those that don't have sense enough to drop dead, git shot and are getting gang greend before the next sunrise. See, them local Ayrabs don't want no Iranian Ayrabs stanking up their hospitals.

'fact, I've heard that we's just shoot'n the legs off the poor bastards just for kicks and giggles!

Well the Amoronicans had there coup back in 2000 or whatever, and Owstralians haven't the nous to get off a bullants nest and just sit there scratching themselves wondering why it hurts, but i guess Iraqis will eventually rid themselves of the blundering US occupation forces... its just a matter of time

I couldn't get past the third paragraph.

There is one sure way the prime minister can ensure the prompt and practical roll-out of genuine broadband across Australia: RESIGN!

Now that the latest of useless US revolving door army supremos in ruined Iraq has admitted to a decade or more of occupation, it is clear President "god-told-me-so" Bush plans to leave this gruesome mess to the next Commander in Chief as he blithely swans off to the security and comfort of his Crawford shangri-la. But I think Osama knows where he lives.

By moaning the name of the lord I cum like the space shuttle descending... why spoil a good thing!

Please do something about that big breasted floozy that appears on the splash page. Each time i access Xenox News at work my colleagues make rude remarks... and i think my boss is watching me!

I suggest impaling each other on sharpened stakes. Try it a few times, then report back and let us know if you enjoyed it. Calling out the name of The Lord is optional.
- Vlad (sharp as a stake)

Mr. and Ms. Howard, I am very glad to hear that you seem to have a wonderful sex life as a married couple. Unfortunately, this is so unusual today.

Too often we hear of non-married people fornicating; or even homosexuals inbibing in drugs and sodomizing each other. Also alarming is the hate that sometimes develops between man and wife due to the wife's unruly toung, which can lead to violence. These are unholy and obscene acts that offend the Lord.

I also commend you on your love of Jesus Christ and your willingness to profess that love. The Lord wants you to love your spouse and profess that love to each other.

However, you may be getting confused with the Love you have for the Lord and the love you have for your wife. Both should be equally pleasing, but in different ways.

The the Lord really does not want to be bothered when you are in the act of fulfilling your husbandly or wifely duties. He will take over after the seed has been set free in the proper location, and he doesn't need you screaming his name to do his job. Do you like it when some grunt screams at you while you are trying to do your job?

So, here is what you two love-birds need to do. It's called "conditioning. If Mr. Howard pesters the Lord while delivering seed to his wife, then the Wife simply needs to rack grab hold of and pull your pubic hairs as hard as she can until you scream out "bitch" instead of the Lord's name. Then, if your wife is bothering the Lord, you, Mr. Howard need to bite her left nipple with such force that she screams out "A$$hole"
instead of our beloved Father's name.

Try it a few times, then report back and let us know if you've had success.

Well that's bad luck!

Aby Hitlerststein! Is it really you? How can it be? We are both dead!
- Adolf (remember me? I ran the kosher deli on the korner)

Herr Fudgeknuckle, even though your masterpiece of heart-felt despair reduced me to a deeper state of idiocy, I think it lacks a certain gloss on its pathos. I think it lacks disfiguring disease. How about some added leprosy or dick-rot? Surely that would provide an enhanced lyrical scope on your poetic landscape.
Poetry Poseur and Helpful Critic

This youtube video might help

As long as Johnny's broadband lets me download my special Japanese Performance Art videos quicker he has got my vote!

Meanwhilst on the poop deck

I'm sure I wrote that in another life.

Piracy a Top Naval Priority Worldwide http://www.military.com/NewContent/0,13190,NL_Piracy_102604-P1,00.html Murders by pirates 'on the rise' http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/4242703.stm The modern pirate. http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G1-17381422.html Pirates hijack ship off Somalia http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4363344.stm Piracy problem is Increasing http://home.wanadoo.nl/m.bruyneel/archive/modern/gang.htmViEtDeVtRiCk

And I am not ashamed to say that I have loved them all in their own sweet way.

As for women, well I would root one if I had to.

MrRicky you are blinded by prejudice and ignorance. Come aboard our Pirate vessel and sail the seven seas of buggery with us!

You might then change your mind.

I suspect this was always the intent of the Bush mob: to smash Iraq into bits and then bunker down in billion dollar fortresses to control the oil at its source!

It's the 2000's. We ain't had pirates for nearly 150 years or more. They done got themselves killed off many years ago.

This is becuase they were basically a bunch of homosexuals who didn't like women. They were confined to boats for long periods of time and couldn't procreate. This was a good thing - cause the only thing worse than a Homosexual is a confused Homosexual. You know, the kind of Homosexual that thinks he needs to be a family man and spread his weak seed.

Pirates would would beat the crap out of each other, slice, dice and kill each other, and sodomize each other under the filthiest conditions. They basicaly looked like filthy disease-ridden cockroaches, so being confined to a boat was about the best life they could hope for.

Oh, and one more think about the extinct pirates, they were made up of a large number of Ayrabs. Yep, that's right folks, the theiving homofornicating Ayrab was the predominant soul among your syphlis-sored face pirate.

God thought, "how could I possibly get the world to see how UGLY homosexuals are", And behold, he invented the pirate, gave him syphlis, scurvy, and ricketts, and to top it all, gave him the ugliest face he had at his disposal - that of the Ayrab!

Now, if that don't beat all! We still have Homosexuals a fantacizing about Pirates, even here today, folks. Problem is the only thing green about pirates wasn't their hair, but their thrench-mouth, festering anus and the puss dripping penises.
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Facts From Ricardovits

Send John! Send John! And all the other sociopaths of his proto-fascist regime.
Do you know how long this occupation would last if our brave leaders and shock-jock opinion making heroes had to expose themselves to deadly fire? I'll tell you. This filthy fraud would be wound-up quicker than a single mother's welfare payments!
- Ex Liberal Voter

rag-heads. But, scientists have proven that even dumb monkeys have basic instincts, and those instincts have allowed them to evolve over millions of years without joining the ranks of countless extinct species.

So, to sum it up: Even the dubest sandn*g*e* ain't wrong about everything.

"anyone [who] resorts to violence to address a perceived problem it is an admission of failure. Hence... Iraq!"

What a bunch of Hippy-Single-Cellular thinking. But, what can we expect, Hippies are less intelligent than monkeys as they have destroyed most of their brain cells. I guess if my kid meets your kid on the playground and beats the living crap out of yours just for kicks and giggles, and your kid fights back, he's a failure. But, in the same vein, if your kid trys to use "peaceful resolution" "reason" and "psychology" to "ease the situation", he's a success, right?

Fact is, that my kid has been taught to recognize all of that crap for exactly what it is - CRAP! And, perhaps he just likes pulverizing little Johnny Hippy for no reason other than for kicks and giggles; or maybe just to make daddy proud.

Seem, sometimes people don't resort to violence to "address a preceived problem". They do it because it's fun, or they like it, or it just feels good, or they can win $20 on a bet. Once you take the time to try to figure out "why" someone is engaging in violent activity on your ass, you're a dead man. You better squash him like a bug before he even gets the chance, and then learn to simply forget about it, like you forgot about taking a crap 3 days ago.

If the Lying Rodent slimes his way back into office yet again, he'll be all alone with his handful of Diggers in bloody Iraq because US Pestilence George W Bogus is going down history's s-bend at a rate of knots like a case of the trots!

Pat Riot can't tell cause from effect! Iranian involvement in the Iraq insurgency is an EFFECT; the 2003 U.S. invasion is the CAUSE.

It is becoming clearer each day that the main culprits behind the terrorist activities in Iraq and Afghanistan are Tehran's Mad Mullahs. How long can we expect the brave soldiers of the Coalition of the Willing to turn their cheek to Iran's IED's and suicide bombers?

A day of reckoning for President Madmanahmed and his cronies is surely coming.

Patriot

Hey Ricky that sounds like the Taliban.

Brid's eye view

http://tinyurl.com/37deve

I'll vote for whoever supports the horny voter.

"Will I have more chance of a root under Howard or Rudd?"

That has always been my call.

Where can I get plans for one of those reform machines? I'm sure I'm not stupid enough to fit in with John Howard's Aussie society.
- Stupid - (but not stupid enough)

All material life is violence. Once an organism has been born (poor bloody thing) it wages relentless war on all other organisms until it finally, and thankfully expires. Your children will compete with other children on a bloody, desperate and apocalyptic world stage. If you want happy stories, there are plenty of pretty little fairy tale books in the stores. BTW, I'm not advocating cruelty, brutality, greed, stupidity, fascism, neo-liberalism, or "devil take the hindmost" economics or similar crap. I think we all need to know what the real situation is.
- Dalai Lama

John W Howard would choke on the truth. He is a chronic liar and deceiver, as his record clearly shows. The fact that people keep voting for him proves Australia is a pathetic amoral backwater.

Children are not "yours" to do what you want with. You are there to nurture not punish. Anytime, anywhere, anyone resorts to violence to address a perceived problem it is an admission of failure. Hence... Iraq!

Concerned Parent, if you are John Howard, the answer is clear - shoot all your children, and then impale your evil little body on a sharpened stake, allowing the tip to protrude from your gaping, lying mouth. I hope this helps. (I thought the solution was obvious!)
- Vlad (sharpened stakes are my game)

Lordy, I am shocked! How can you call our noble leader a 4-eyed cocksucker? I always thought he was a 4-eyed Baghdad Baby-Burning, bum-sucking, gold-plated, lying parasite and suckhole! And that is only when he isn't being a fresh dog-turd on your shoe being tracked through the house...
- Ex Liberal Voter

Now, ain't this 'bout the dumbest thing I've ever read?

What kind of nevermind is this all about? First, I wouldn't pay a plug nickle to that Buhidist Hippy Steve Jobs Ipod inventor. Its just another tool to funnle more money to the liberal Demo-Socialist Party and pay for Steve Jobs smack habbit.

Second, I wouldn't buy a guitar neither. Musicians are flakey and music ain't noth'n but rubbish anywho. Karl Marx had it all wrong - Religion ain't the opium of the Masses, music is. I'd just outright ban all music, cept some banjo and fiddle music (still a damned wasteof time).

Music is just a further obstruction to greater productivity.