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#AskBoxhead - Dem's Back-stabb'n Joe Biden...

Old Boxy has been taken a breather lately. All his recent efforts have overwhelmed him. But resident Hillbilly sista-fucka Ricardovitz just can't help himself with his Presidential obsessions. So we have poked Boxy one more time, and he has finally responded to the gay Georgian bear...

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Ey Boxboy,

Them elitist Dems is jabb'n thar steely knives in Joe Biden's back. He gonna be run out 'o Washington real soon. So, is you one of them loony-lefties stabb'in slow Joe in thar backside too??? You givin 'ol Joe a few pokes fer shits 'n nibbles?

Ricardovitz

 

Dear Ricky,

Woahh... slow down there hillbilly. What the fuck are you 'jibber-jabbering' about this time? Is it more Yankee-land President rubbish? I told you people...

 

I don't give a fuck.

 

Look, I am safe in the Box. No fear, no worries, just serenity now, and always. And certainly no hillibily fuckwits to bother you either. Gazing through my cardboard portals it is all sunshine and light.

 Anyhoo, it looks like that black sheila is gunna win so you will just have to suck that one up Ricky boy.

 

Yours in blissful Presidential Ignorance,

Boxy.

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 2 years ago
    And what of the reverse viewing Mr Boxman? What do we see when we gaze back into your black cardboard holes?

    From the picture above what I can tell is there is a haughtiness, perhaps even an arrogance hidden within. Almost certainly there appears to be a deep disdain for the unboxed.

    No Mr Boxman. You only offer fear and loathing. Exactly not what our great country needs in this hour of crisis.
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    · 2 years ago
    Liberal Queer - Boxboy say he dern't give no fornicate. I take 'em at his fair-dinkum word. Think I might jest send 'm a RICARDOVITZ FER PRIME MINISTER campane shirt. If'n he tain't askeared ta gimme his addrfess, I'd send 'm one!!!
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    · 2 years ago
    I'm betting Ricardo is actually a gay Cuban expat living in some Miami backwater living in his Mom's basement
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    · 2 years ago
    Ya forgit "JEW" - JEW-SPICK. 'N accordian ta you, a Anal-fornicat'n jew-spick. Speak'n of jews - how 'bout a big 'ol PRAISE ALLAH fer nuke'n sandnigga Ismail Hyena!!!
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    · 2 years ago
    Thar U.S.of A. needs me. I'm a hear'n thar callin of 'Mericans ever-ware "RICARDOVITZ - "BE OUR PRESIDENT!!!". I tell 'em "cain't do that", cuz tain't no man better fer 'Merica than DONALD J. TRUMP!!! 'N I is already commited tar be PRIME MINISTER of AUSTRALIA. I'm good, but I ain't THAT good. Gotta focus on this here Australia kuntry. But, I promise tar work good with Donald J. when he git hisself 'lected.
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    · 2 years ago
    @Ricardovitz Good to see you supporting us New York Yankees Mr Ricardoditz. President Trump is a fabulous example of what we can offer; a hard-nosed businessman who also likes a joke and doesn't get upset when he is really broke. Wealth and fame is all the same to President Trump, as long as he can lead this great nation of ours and those of you out in the boondocks just do as your told.
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    · 2 years ago
    Yeh true. Idiotland does deserve a 'businessman' to run it. They are all genuises.
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    · 2 years ago
    True Manshatinite dern't no NOTHIN!!! Trump done fled Jew York City, packed up his bags 'n moved a way down south tar somewares in Florida. Swampland. Beach-titties 'n cocaine whores. Floridiots 'n future half-backs. Ware yer pappy goes ta sit 'n swelter in God's hotter-'n-hell wait'n room. Anywhoo........M A G A !!!
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