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Democracy is fine in theory. All I'm saying is that it never works in practice...... show me a working example of a democracy.... all I see are two party systems... Tyrants and Dictators realised a few hundred years ago that they are a lot safer if the people didn't actually know who they were. That way there is no one to focus their anger on. Politicians are just dupes. They might start off with good intentions but they quickly find out the real story once they get to the big end of town.....

The problem is we create our own problems and then refuse to take responsibility for them.....

Too right: just watch the soundbites that pass for news and current affairs on the commercial channels!

Go on then, spell it out: what IS the problem?

Your name wouldn't happen to be Jeff Kennett, would it? Democracy was such a dreadful bore and inconvenience for that benighted shit-heel!

Bullshit!

BTW: Democracy doesn't work.

Yawn! It's a well established fact that all governments and liars and murders. What's the solution? We all know what the problem is.

Bloody Yanks! They're the one's pissing on heads and calling it rain! It's always do as i say, not do as i do!

I'd scull a Darwin stubbie and consider the globe

You are a meat popsicle

- Ensign Pulver

Well, excuse "me"!

"I" just happen to own a Macintosh

Truth is always stranger - and scarier - than fiction.

You pussies! Scared of a little war are you?
Wimps!
What the fuckin youth of today need is a war! Make men of them!
Show em what its really like, not like pretending on a fucking computer!
Good on lil Johnny for standing up to that bully Saddam!
At last a politician who is not scared of you wanker elites and your PC bullshit!

Hey, why sound so condemning; maybe it will be good for our economy too! (Not to mention us shareholders in specific stock....nyuh nyuh nyuh)

I'd sail the globe for a Darwin stubbie!

I thought George Dubya was a warmonger until i heard Alexander Downer and John Howard's appalling rhetoric. They're initing a terrorist attack!

Dr Gross, you surprise me! - Josef Brosz Titsoff

As US elections draw closer, watch the missiles fly... a sure fire re-election ploy for Prez Pretzel! Worked well for his old man, didn't it!

You people scare me!

Rumour has it that the "sailor's" boat was not, in fact, constructed of fibreglass but of takeaway polystyrene coffee cups and chewing gum.

The result of the last federal election is proof enough of the subterranean level of Australia's general IQ!

I bought a slab of that stuff once myself!

Well, poetry you want, poetry you get!

Tex, your third eye is brown.

Geez. And I thought Eddie was trying to help Australia raise its IQ!

I'd rather eat Packer's heart out...

Suffer in your jocks!

- Jeffrey Gibb (Gibbering?) Kennett

Well done buddy,
Can I have the australian distriborship and franchise for that,Ill buy lunch.

scuzzi

Tom, on the basis of this dynamite article alone, I'll buy the hext round! Cheers you aging old fuck! Grow old disgracefully!

When I get a fat I don't ask questions, I just put it to the best use possible.

USA deserves all it gets - after all, it perfected the first-strike mentality, just ask the citizens of Chile (etc, etc, etc!)

we need Jean-Luc Picard (may as well throw in a fistul of Data's while you're at it). i_gg

I like it. Is there any more?

Boycott! Boycott! Boycott!

You reckon you got problems? I'm still trying to resolve my stiff!

Now THAT's the kind of incisive reporting I like to see!

- Bruce Buttfuck, Executive Chairman, Buttfuck, Shotbolt and Dropkick, Corporate Accountants (Former Minister for Testicle-Squeezing and Privatising Victoria, in the former Kennett Dictatorship).

What about Buddhism. This religion has never caused a war or attacked anybody......

And crucify Melissa as well.....

Keep rubbin Cheryl..it seems to be helping!

Biggles

Here, lovie, let me help...

Cheryl Kernel (not to be confused very often)

Ive been trying to stiffen my resolve but the Viagra aint workin!

Why everyone keep picking on Cheryl? She not another Meg Lees!

Dills, the lot you!

Ah...Mr Verkhovensky is alive and well.

But whose interested in the music...eh heh heh heh

Some of her music's OK," said 16-year-old Anna, who didn't want to give her last name. "But some of her music is a little too young, or — "

"Stupid," one girl offered, as they all burst out laughing.

Don't stand for it, spread the word, let everyone know, make web sites like this, tell the children, don't vote liberal, write your local member, duck!

Very well written. Using the facts as they are you've managed to pull the wool off my eyes! So... how do we stop it?

No, no, no, no, noooooooooo!