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No, no, no, no, noooooooooo!

Crucify Sharon!

The party never dies; it just moves on to another house.

(Some pissant representative you were going to make anyway. A retraction is out of the question now; I suggets you have a good hard tug at yourself.)

Umm... of course its bullshit....

that would explain why the abc url no longer works and was shifted so quickly to archives @ http://abc.net.au/news/justin/weekly/newsnat-26jul2002-13.htm .

I emphatically deny being onto anything or having any opinion other than those expressly presented by the right honorable George W, God bless his soul. (oops, not allowed to say that "G" word now) I also emphatically concur with his republican representatives and his chosen elected and non elected officials.

And for all you doubters out there, I have it on good authority that there definitely was a plane crashed into the Pentagon and that the US military did not shoot down the last hijacked plane on Sept 11th. The US government is not in the business of tampering or fabricating evidence to further its global political cause.

I am writing this of my own free will, and my motivation has absolutely nothing to do with the two big MIB blokes outside and the one looking over my shoulder.

I also wish to point out that many of the privatized public service facilities in this lucky country are owned by companies other than those registered in the United States.

Ummm... cant think of any off hand but there are some.

Yours Independently, and of my own free will.

Anon (waiting the implants)

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There is only one flaw in your otherwise accurate posting: the USsimilation has not "already begun", it BEGAN immediately post-World War Two.

Now, under the Mendacious Midget's Punative Reign of Mediocrity, Felching and Killing the Poor, USsimilation is nearing completion, you'all.

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition! Greedy excreta shall rule the world!

- Irish Ian

You da man, Tex, but spare the good (NOT!) citizens of Sydney the nightmarish spectacle of a beardless, buff Mitch waving it through tosser town... there are some things neither man nor woman is meant to know!

NEVER assume, Ed, and... NEVER get off the boat! But if old Rupe wants to squeal, hell, he ain't half the man this "diatribe" purports him to be.

No wonder the world economy is going down the tube!

Hey I thought this was bullshit till I read this:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/justin/nat/newsnat-26jul2002-13.htm

You must be onto something!

Hmmm
Sure your not one of them???

gODDAMN xENOX nEWS! tHEM DUDES GET INtO EVRy DAMn NOOK AND CrAnny DON;T tHEY! (aNd i SAID nOOK AND cRANNY, NOT gook AND gRAnnY!)

A stunning expose; once again Xenox News pips the lot! A moderately expensive bouquet of late-winter bloomers and a case of bourban are on their way to Darwin. We hope for an early recovery. Viva Xenox News!

For civilization to progress, ALL religions must be outlawed, all proponents of religion must undergo psychiatric treatment or, failing that, be sentenced to jail. Humanity can no longer afford the madness, mayhem and atrocities that flow from religious fantasy taken as fact.

Can't argue with them sentiments...

- Irish Ian

Makes you feel proud to be an Aussie, doesn't it, seeing those two kids who escaped from the Woomera prison camp being sent back inside!

Imagine the gall: applying for asylum in a foreign consulate to get away from the Howard Government!

I feel sick.

Woohoo! It only affects young people who have eaten infected products.

What's to know? In an act of revenge the USA invaded Afghanistan, a sovereign state - grotesque as the fuckin Talibaniacs were but nothing to do with Sept 11 mass murder or even unique in a world full of corporate horror -and anyway the fuckin world stood by and approved... great excuse now for every shitty regime on Earth to jail or kill its opponents (just call 'em terrorists) more innocents murdered there now than in NY... so proving yet again that anything goes... and what goes around cums around.. Don't cry for me... its all greed and fear, avarice and malice and what price a lucrative oil pipleine, fuckem all, let it all go down in flames... are you listening?

More fuckin proof why those crook Bushbullshitartists are agin' a independent global criminal court: the "foreign policy" deeds of the USA marks speeks for itself.

Those fuckin bullshit Yank cunts think they own the whole fuckin planet and all on it. They should all burn in fuckin hell - or whatver the fuckin islamic equivalent to that bullshit christian crap may be - forever. Fuck! Fuckem all... the long and the short and the tall

Hmm, methinks I may be able to use such a humanitarian device in the service of Allah, praise His name!

Osama bin Hiding

The excitement is contagious... I've wet meself!

om mani padme um

Nationalise the banks, the railways, shipping, etc... it's about time these "enterprises" got working for AUSTRALIANS! And yah sux to you dipshit Hansonites who lost the plot before you even got off the ground.

Ed:
If we only had a true free market. Total business, legal, and moral de-regulation then I'd be happy!
Especially with the moral de-regulation...

Ed, you dumb fuck, we already have socialism! It's called NATIONAL socialiSm and involves our very own Mendacious Midget here (and George Enron there) showering taxpayer dollars on those greedy fuckfaced corporate bosses. Jesus fucking christ, I mean shit! We PAY big bucks to Mitsubishi - or whoever - to please come build a big fucking factory over here so it can make more big bucks... Fuck! We even have the obscene debacle of States trying to OUTBID each other in "luring" foreign corporations... ah fuckit, you know damn well what I'm talking about. Go fuck a donut! I got molotov cocktails to mix!

Indiana Jones might have been based on a real live person. Only he wasn't American. He was a German former boy scout who was fascinated with the grail and was recruited by the SS to research the grail legends. His name? Otto Rahn. Reference link

My guess is Osama is at these coordinates:
71.000 East
37.000 North
This is based on my theories discussed on my site:
http://angelfire.com/zine2/Number666
And my guess is his luck will run out by August 2002 and there will be one hot roasted Osama-burger as he gets a cruise missle up his nose.

George Dubya reckons it's just "an honest disagreement about accounting procedures."

Hope his fuckin plane crashes, the cunt!

This "incident" - and the ongoing US policy of prevaricating and refusing responsibility - will ensure one thing: more terrorists!

John Howard in Berlin -
"Ich bin ein arse licker"

I am standing in a vast, empty space. Empty beer cans keep bouncing off my balding head. I'm talking in tongues, prattling like a madman. Spittle clings to my chin and I feel the ground grow spongey beneath my brown carpet slippers as I sink lower and lower into a vast cesspool of shit. As I disappear in the excrement I hear loud cheering.

Then i wake up and I'm in bed in Sydney, still Prime Minister of Australia!

- John Winston Howard

It would clash with your membership in the KKK!

"Thats why I'm not joining the ICC!"
George W. Bush

Some people are having trouble accessing the page. Maybe the kind editor could post the photo?

"Independicant"?

I couldn't see it. Why?

I see the Yanks have abandoned their initial excuse that a "stray bomb" killed those people: now they admit a gunship deliberately shot the hell out of them. And the remorse on Rumsfeld's face, didn't it bring tears to youy eyes!!! By their very actions those arrogant fucking Yanks are guaranteeing more terrorist attacks! Hell, they ARE terrorists themselves.

It means don't go to sleep!

Latham forgot to mention Johnny's other notorious diplomatic skill: cocksucking!

Watch Meg Lees become the new Mal Colston!

Who needs an excuse? These days the US don't even need to pretend legimacy, they just point to the vaporised WTC in NY and that's gives them carte blanche to go hog wild anywhere, anytime. And that means we're all fuckd.

Tiger! Fuckin tiger!

"Never get off the fucken boat!"

Felchers, the lot of 'em!

I'm on this boat, and it's tilting to one side - like in Titanic, right - and I'm watching all my loved ones slip over the side, unable to do a thing about it, but I'm still standing there, and the ship's not sinking, so what the fuck does this dream mean?

MAY I suggest that John Howard's "triumphal" return from Washington be marked by a national Brown Nose Day

That bloody little shitheel's tongue was reserved for my exclusive personal use YEARs ago, and don't you fucking forget it!

- MISTER Kerry Packer

And I truly believed that Mr Howard's rectal attentions were exclusively mine!

Megawati Sukanoputrid

The biggest joke - and who's laughing?? - is George Bush talking about democracy when the guy was never even elected! He gained office by fraud and now acts like some kind of friggin hero!