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Heh heh heh! Come get some!

You are a meat popsicle.

Exsqueeze me, Anon, but this post ain't none of mine, much as I would be happy to take the credit. I do, however, agree with its views, excepting the reference to Presidunce Bush as an "ignorant fuck".

A fuck, if i remember correctly, is a rather pleasant thing, whereas Georgie boy is most UNpleasant. Ignorant? Demonstrably so. But please, George Dubya is not a fuck. He is - as we Aussies say - a bloody drongo. May the earth open and swallow him right about NOW!

A fuck by any other name would smell as sweet.

Alex, your aim is true!

And Ed, I've yet to meet a Jewish freemason but I've come up against many a first-strike.

Thanks for that Max. I was also very disturbed watching the supposed leader of our country sucking up so pathetically to the yanks. They must really think that they have full jurisdiction over our country; and on top of that after that effort will respect us less (if they ever had any respect), let alone all Muslims around the world and others who feel they have been done wrong by the US.

I think Howard just elevated our ranking on the terrorist hit list by about 10000%

All in a few days work. What a cockhead.

I gess u meen pigz DONT steel utha pigz homez?

Look, it's simple: Howard is a vicious old cunt whose only concern is protecting the interests of his millionare mates. Nothing else eben makes it onto his blinkered little radar screen. The entire current Federal Government should be sent to see in a leaking Indonesian fishing boat, pronto! Fuck, I'll tow the pricks out there myself!

This is a serious slur on our porky and monkey friends: pigs steal other pigs homes, and apes don't bulldoze babies.

It's been said before but in this time of bullshit-without-end it must be repeated:

this is not a "war on terror" but a means of expanding US control: the single aim America has always pursued to the detriment of all - and everyone - else.

Indeed! And it runneth over!

All those who agree there are no democracies raise your pecker!

'A democracy Israel is not, never was, and is unlikely to be in the foreseeable future.'

Are there any democracies left?

But did you supp on the furry cup???

This article should be essential reading! It pretty much explains where this bullshit "war on terror" came from, and why, and also where it will lead us...

Be afraid...

Last time me girlfriend parted the red sea she was on the rag - not the rag head, mind you - and i almost puked!

Right on! At last someone sticks it up for the hebeys! I'm gunna walk the Red sea for all of 'em!

According to both my dick-tionary and my thesaurus (NOT a species of dinosaur) there's no such word as aspirational.

To best serve your nation and your fellow man, please frog-march to the nearest open sewer and do a swan dive.

Viva la revolucion!

Listen face it lefty losers...If you aint aspirational your arseational! Ya just dont count!


And long live the catholic church...

TONY ABBOTT, IT IS YOU!

Is that you Tony Abbott?!

Pervis, my vote is yours!

I aint payin for no fuckin ticket: life is a free ride!

What would I do different?

I am not a politician, nor have any aspirations to be one....ok, but suppose I was elected party leader or adviser.

The number one priority would be to ensure and insist on justice at all levels of society.

A vote for Pervis would mean parking fines Australia wide would have a cap. The maximum fine would be reduced to something commensurate to the offence. (Something reasonable) i.e. $50.00 for being 2 minutes late back to the parking metre would be abolished.

Utilities: Telephone, electricity, gas etc.
Before disconnecting a customer for late payment strict guidelines will have to be met to ensure the customer is aware of what is about to happen. Exhorbitant re-connection fees should become a thing of the past. Utility corporations will have to justify the cost of re-connection fees and other penalties they place on citizens.

Banks: Service fees, account fees, late charges and other penalty payments will be put under strict scrutinity. A Pervis government will ensure that corporations, including banks, respect their customers. All bank charges will have to justified by way of cost involved in providing the service plus 'reasonable' profit margins. Wholesale ripping off the people of Australia by large corporations will become a crime.

Environment:
A Pervis government will reward companies and conglomerates for environmentally friendly initiatives. By moving to environmentally friendly initiatives companies will receive tax bonuses. Companies damaging the environment will face hefty fines and we will police this.
Our countries resources are finite and the wholesale damage being done must stop ASAP or else our kids kids will live in wasteland.
The countries stock will also rise as we preserve areas of natural beauty. Ironically the forests also provide us with clean air. Clean air will be encouraged.

Policies which send extremely large portions of Australian taxpayers money (the budget) to fight unknown people in unknown areas for unknown reasons will not be regarded very highly. Money instead will be churned back into the Australian economy.

Well, that's my first draft for day 1.

I get paid to do what I do; then they fucken take half of it off me so they can have a big fat retirement after prancing around parliament and doing jack. Arguing about petty issues, on our money. Meanwhile australia is looking like a complete disgrace in international eyes. Either a disgrace or a suck up little western island.

While they talk their bull and smirk their smirks the Australian environment is being ripped raw, the ozone depleted; our grandchildren may just be living in a desert wilderness inside humidicribs. Just because they cunts who I pay half my wages too are doing nothing. Well, not nothing, I suppose they are passing along a large amount of my money to blow up mean Afghany families and tribes who 'were all' responsible for blowing up the World Trade Centre.

You are the knob who is doing nothing. Standing up and defending our well paid public servants. Meanwhile they show their incompetence on a daily basis. As a provider of their wages I demand better. You can put a bag over your head and continue your bleeting with the rest of the pack.

Australia once was known as having clever ground breaking governance. Adding many tenants that were taken by democracies the world over.

The fact is that the current government and opposition are a dark period in our history and we will all pay to get out of these dark woods. We are getting in so deep now there may not be a way out. All of the powerbrokers in government appear not to have much sense of the bigger picture of the potential of this country.

I demand better from our public servants, especially the ones with the largest paychecks and perks. Do some work for christ sake.

Listen you wankers you're just doing the usual shit of hanging it on the politicians without doing or offering anything different. I hate Johnny as much as the rest of you, but at least he got off his arse and did what he wanted to do! He didn't sit around bleating about "the politicians" or the ***** yanks!
Whining about them is so ***** easy! What would YOU do different?
***** all I'll bet.

I think it would ne more correct to say that the " illusion of democratic rights is going out the window"....

They really ARE all cunts out there - in Canberra!

By his very actions, the US Presidunce and his oil-mad moguls and military-industrial barons are proving a bigger threat to the world that Bin Laden ever was or will be!

Democractic rights are going out the window around the world in this phoney "war on terror"!

And where the fuck IS Osammy anyway?!

Oh those Yanks!

This is absolutely hilarious! Congratulations to the creators of this highly entertaining website. I laughed til I cried!

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition?

Yeah right: and George Enron Bush is the duly elected leader of the greatest proponent of democracy in the world. Ha!

Show us the pictures to prove it!
Better still, the videos!

Maybe that monstrous volcano and huge chasm that makes the Grand Canyon look like a scratch can provide some clues as to what ended life on Mars?

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Despite being proven a bunch of incompetant fools, the FBI has received authority to monitor mosques and other religious premises, and to surf the internet for signs of "criminal activity".

The new rules, announced by US Attorney General Ashcroft, swept away a so-called "grey area" in FBI operations, which the bureau blamed for its inability to nab al-Qaida suspects prior to "September 11".

Here's the meat and potatoes: http://www.guardian.co.uk/bush/story/0,7369,725154,00.html

Now I recommend you hire a copy of Terry Gilliam's brilliant Orwellian opus "Brazil" at once and prepare yourself for today's future right now (huh?!)

They're all at my place

Hey, I was singing that very same number this morning in the shower!

Nice photo. He looks so calm and sympathetic too... unlike our own mini-mad-dog, John "bite-me" Howard, who always has a bit of saliva in the corner of his mouth (Check it out next time he's being interviewed... it's true!)

Ok, I know how fascinated all your netmeisters and webdabblers out there are in this topic, so...

Here are a few more interesting tit bits (and WHAT, you may well ask, could possibly be more interesting that a bit of tit?). Read on, McDuff:

Scientists speculate that some cataclysm stripped the red planet of much of its envelope of atmosphere billions of years ago, and left it frozen, arid and lifeless.

Ice crystals exist less than one metre below surface of the planet.

Melted, the ice would create a planet-wide ocean 500 metres deep

NASA may commit to landing on Mars in 20 years, if it can raise the funding for a new rubber band.

A lobby group is being established to launch Presidunce George Enron head-first into the Martian wasteland.

Isn't he that famous Egyptian singer?

Golly, will they bring some of the water back to earth? A new terrorist weapon; the martian flu.

Given the propensity of US Presidents believing in the biblical fantasy of "armageddon" we're all fucked anyway - it's just a matter of time.

If "god" really is on the Yanks' side then we are ALL fucked!

You sexist pig! It is obvious that C3PO is programmed with a male gender, but R2D2? Of course a male chauvinist would presume that this droid is also male. How could a woman be so practical? You narrow minded, presumptious pig!!

Hmm, more obvious would be a gay tryst between R2D2 and C3PO... more lubricant please, Luke?

The ocean didn't want him today.....

I wanna see yoda and miss piggy at it... Talk about using the force!

Is it true?

Can it be??

The BEACH???

Wave upon wave????

To rise above and gain a new perspective?????

Our strength, our surf and sand and our redeemer??????

OK then! Mine's the tequila and beer chaser!

Listen you no good lily livered bleeding hearts. You want our country swamped by the teeming millions? We know we have the greatest nation on earth so for christsakes lets keep all those other pricks out and protect ourselves from those who want to harm us!

You dumb, lethargic Ozzies! You think this a joke? You think nothing so bad can happen in lucky country, the glorious "land down under"? You have nothing to protect your rights but precedent - no Bill of Rights like Americans can resort to. Your "luck" resides in the whim of the government & politicans who dominate your so-called parlimentary democracy. So, if your PM changes laws you have no hope. Remember what happend in Germany in late 20's early 30s as Hitlers thugs gained more and more control of the political landscape. John Howard is selfish, opportunist racist - he has embraced Hansonism, the dark side of Australia he would never condemn, remember? If this "anti-terrorist" laws pass then your democracy is already counting down to Orwell's vision. So easy it was for German people to be fooled by Hitler hate rehtoric. Do not think you are immune to this poison! Please wake up Ozzies!

I love these bits from the article:

"The anti-terror Bills would put into law a new treason offence"

"The Bills would also expand the power of the authorities to tap e-mails, mobile phone voice mail and text messages"

Fuck you Johnny (Does this mean that my phone will now be tapped and that I will be going to jail?)

Remember all those "document disposal" trucks outside Jeff's Bunker in Treasury Place on that fateful election night? There was a whole lot of shreddin' going on! No wonder the old crook never got caught over his whitecollar crimes: he destroyed all the evidence!

Now here's a thought: let's create a level playing field here!

Israel has nuclear weapons so let's give the Palestinians nukes too!

I mean, it worked for the US and the now defunct Soviet Union. Used to be called MAD: Mutually Assured Destruction! Neither side dared push the widdle wed button (Except for Reagan, and maybe George Dubbya. Jesus-on-a-stick! they think Armaggedon's the way to go!)

Anyway, picture it, will ya: no more suicide bombers and no more Israeli incursions! Or else!

We'll meet again, don't know where don't know when...