WHEN the world is in a mess,

With your head in a spin.

If your heart has been broken into pieces,

And the current world environment is wearing you thin...

Then reach out to our Boxhead! The answer you get might not be the right one, but it will always leave you with a smile on your dial and a new thought in your coconut. Today Master Oliver has a question:

Boxhead or Max Gross? Who is going to post the most? Looks like Max is in front for now, but if we get enough questions for Boxhead I am sure the Man in Cardboard could streak to the lead!

To help him get back on top, we have another question for Boxy. This time it is from Fred and it's about Australia's answer to the Terrors of the Internet...

This morning’s news that Israel has massacred “at least” another 40 Palestinians barely rates a mention by ABC News online, with the report far down its front page, below a story about a Kenyan triple Olympic gold medalist who wears a “special, body-mapped 3D-printed bra and a drag-reducing headband too.”

US President Donald J Caligula claims Israel and Iran have agreed to a ceasefire starting later today but so far [11am AEST] there has been no official comment from Israel or Iran. The orange idiot congratulated Iran and Israel on his magical truce deal, even though neither country has acknowledged any such agreement.

It will surprise nobody to realise Taco Trump is just making shit up again. He thinks it, he says it, so it must be true because he is a "very stable genius"!

A country that has no nuclear arsenal is attacked by two that have, including the only country on Earth to have actually used nuclear bombs on civilians. Using B-2 bombers, the USA has attacked three Iranian nuclear facilities, joining Israel’s unprovoked and completely illegal war against Iran.

Our Mr Boxhead. A legend of our lifetime. The Man in the Box has entertained us all with his amazing knowledge and quick wit. But what does he know about the footy...

Well, I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer and saw news of yet another fustian rant by 79-year-old El Presidente Naranja aka the Orange Idiot. ABC News reports that ‘Donald Trump refuses to rule out US strikes’ and ‘Trump says he “may” or “may not” order US forces to join Israeli strikes on Iran, telling reporters “nobody knows what I’m going to do”.’

Well, boys 'n girls, I be find'n dat what we git here be a Max Gross split personality. I been sluth'n on this Max Gross feller fer a good bit. Caught 'm doi'n some CIA work 'long time ago. Then, he pop up here on Xenox News! I sluthed 'm here too. But, ya tain't gonna gander at what I jest figured out.