Xenox news discovers true relationship of Bush and Osama bin Laden.

In an extroadinary stroke of luck early this morning, Xenox News was able to obtain an excluve interview with Osama bin Laden!

In the interview, held at Greasy Joes eatery, it was disclosed that Osama had indeed been trained by the CIA and was regarded as an extremely useful operative by many presidents, including the Daddy Bush administration.

Agenda Interrupted? Hardly.
The conventional wisdom is set, and most pols and pundits agree: 9/11 changed everything. But did it really?

Hijackers armed with boxcutters attacked the nation's financial and military headquarters, so the White House increased funding for missile defense.

We were told it was a time for sacrifice. We were told to go shopping.

I can't believe the bullshit that is published on this web site. Obviously you turkeys think that those people killed at the World Trade Center deserved it because they were Americans!
America was attacked and it has the right to defend itself. It had to strike back. Only you fools in lunar lefty land with your blind anti-US jingoism believe it hasn't!

OR - MORE LIKELY - FROM THE HORSE'S ARSEHOLE!
Critics say that "George W Bush opens his mouth just to find out what his brain is thinking."

The best way to understand how the Presidunce of the United States is thinking is to look at what that dim bulb has actually said.

Here, the "Leader of the Free World", having cheated his way into office, speaks for himself, possibly explaining why most U.S. citizens don't even bother to friggin vote.