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ROBERT KKK BYRD "DEAD 'M GONE"....

Ricardovitz 0 minutes read
Once nobel Senator Robert "Ku Klux Klan" Byrd, turned left-wing fruit-cake done died today. Git me some mixed feelins 'bout that. He been a former recruiter for the Ku Klux Klan of West Virginia. Now, fer all you Un-Americans, that thar West Virgina was Yankee-Land, not Dixie.

Senator Byrd voted against the confirmation of Clarence Thomas (An African American) to the Supreme Court. Now, I can see yall sayin that Clarence Thomas is a Republican and a Conservative and Senator Byrd tain't neither, so naturally he would vote against him. I would surrender that point except for the fact that Senator Byrd done also voted againstthe confirmation of Thurgood Marshall, A Left-wing liberal, negro Judge, when he was nominated to the Supreme Court. Now, that when Byrd was still in his right mind. But, this here goes to show that old folks git rot on thar brain 'n tain't worth a dern. Some 'ol boy needed to take Byrd out ta pasture near 40 years ago and put 'm out of his misery with a CPB (captiave bolt pistol fer slaughterin cows 'n whatnot)

But, good 'ol Byrd, he dern't forget ware he come from. In 2001 on a broadcast of Fox News Sunday, Senator Byrd done gone back ta his roots callin darikes "niggers", 'n he dern't appologize fer it neither.

Senator Byrd voted against removing from an office an elected official that was guilty of Perjury, Lyin to a Congressional Investigating Committee and Obstruction of Justice in a Civil Rights Court Case. The Individual in question was disbarred in his home state and prohibited from practicing law before the Supreme Court. The Reason Senator Byrd refused to remove this gentleman from office? Because it was a Democrat President: "Fornicatin Bill" Clinton.

During the 1940s Senator Byrd spent two elected terms as a proud recruiter for the Ku Klux Klan in West Virginia. He done his best ta stop the passage of the 1964 Civil Rights Bill with a Filibuster. Senator Byrd was among the Democrats that voted against the 1964 Civil Rights act.

In a letter to Mississippi (genuine Dixie state)i Senator Bilbo in 1947, Senator Byrd wrote "never submit to fight beneath the banner [the American flag] with a nigger by my side. Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds."

On March 19th 2003, Senator Byrd demonstrated his mush-brain alzheimers, possibly related to syphlis when he said on the Senate Floor "Instead of reasoning with those with whom we disagree, we demand obedience or threaten recrimination. Instead of isolating Saddam Hussein, we seem to have isolated ourselves. We proclaim a new doctrine of preemption which is understood by few and feared by many. We say that the United States has the right to turn its firepower on any corner of the globe which might be suspect in the war on terrorism. We assert that right without the sanction of any international body. As a result, the world has become a much more dangerous place. We flaunt our superpower status with arrogance. We treat UN Security Council members like ingrates who offend our princely dignity by lifting their heads from the carpet. Valuable alliances are split. "

Well, anywhoo - thar once great Senator, turn mush-brain left-wing liberal in his old age is done dead. Shoulda been taken out ta pasture long ago, but least he's dead now 'n cain't inflict any more anti-American, liberal commiunist blibber blabber.

THIS ONE IS FOR THE HILLBILLIES

Gen. Tecumseh Sherman 0 minutes read

http://www.fuckthesouth.com/

We burnt down Atlanta before... next time we'll burn all you hillbillies down!

Man taken off Planet

Staff Reporter 0 minutes read

He was here, but now he is gone. The mystery of his disappearance has deepened after investigators found no trace of a struggle at his home.

Everything was still there. Wallet, passport, glasses, even his well thumbed bible. But no signs of him.

Investigators tracking his final movements said he was last seen leaving a bus and trudging towards home. His head bent down, eyes ablaze, and silently mumbling to himself.

But, I repeat, there was no sign of a struggle.

Members of his sportsclub, which he religiously attended each Sunday at 2pm for his weekly game, said they saw no change in his behavior.

"Nothing he said or did struck me as being unusual", said one member. Another stated: "He was a regular Joe, one who knows what come uppance was awaiting him. As it is for the rest of us."

 

"It is like he has left the planet."

 

It has been a month since his last sighting but still no credit card transactions, internet forum postings, or Facebook comments have been noted. The weather was cold when he was last seen. He lacked a hat, but his home was near the bus stop.

The wind has been howling these days and at night the owls circle the roof of his home. His house now abandoned, except for a brief cordon of police tape. Maybe, like all of us have done or want to do, he wondered off the edge. Into those places where troubled thoughts can take you; into the abyss that we will all call home.

 

Investigators said that for the time being they will continue their hunt for him.

 

-XenoxNews.com Staff Reporter-

U.S. ELECTION: ELEPHANTS, ASSES & ASSHOLES

Max Gross 7 minutes read

This sucker is going down!

Max Gross spreads the turd for Xenox News

With just a few days remaining before a few Americans cast their votes, the 2008 U.S. election campaign continues to bear all the hallmarks of the rogue Bush/Cheney Regime: fear, smear, deception, ignorance, triviality, phoney patriotism, schmaltz, aggression and racism.

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  6. RUMSFELD CUTS & RUNS
  7. WHA..WHA.. WHAT WAS THAT BUMP, MAW?
  8. 2002: The Year of Living Ignorantly
  9. Who's Laughing Now?!
  10. Beyond the Call of Duty
  11. Terrorist Regimes Get US Funding
  12. STATE TERRORISM - Timothy McVeigh's Essay
  13. How George Dubbya got to play in the White House.
  14. DA BIG BANGS
  15. New Hollywood blockbuster - screenshot
  16. STARS AND GRIPES
  17. War all the time Pt. II
  18. US call for world unity and country co-operation
  19. OUR WORLD LEADER
  20. Nude jogging ok for females but not males
  21. HEY BIG SPENDER!
  22. HAPPY VALENTINES BANG!
  23. PENTAGON BLOWS ITSELF UP!
  24. Thoughts On Our War Against Terrorism
  25. September 11 Insurance Scams
  26. THE TERRORISTS WORLD CUP
  27. Xenox News Quote of the Week
  28. This is the End, beautiful friend
  29. George Bushisms - Thought becomes reality
  30. Osama worked for CIA, Exclusive Xenox Interview
  31. SEPTEMBER 11 CHANGED NOTHING
  32. SHOCK! XENOX NEWS PUBLISHES LEFTIST TRIPE!
  33. From the Horse's Mouth
  34. Crazier than Saddam
  35. Missiles and tanks and guns, oh my!
  36. And hold their manhoods cheap?!
  37. Rogue State Sabotages ICC
  38. Weapons Of Mass Destruction For Sale!
  39. U.S. Defence Budget & Wartime Profiteering
  40. THE DAMAGE DONE
  41. Bush Won't Take Yes For An Answer
  42. The Geese & the Gander
  43. Gunfart at the not-so-OK corral
  44. America the Beautiful
  45. ROGUE U.S. MORE DANGEROUS THAN EVER
  46. America the Beautiful (2)
  47. GEORGE BUSH. WINNING THE WAR ON TERRORISM!
  48. Mummified bodies in Florida home
  49. THE EVIL EMPIRE
  50. Dr Goebbels would be proud!
  51. Global shit-storm: tighten those sphincters!
  52. BLIX REPORT BLOWS PEACENIKS OUT OF THE WATER
  53. The terrorists America protects -
  54. US WAR ON DEMOCRACY
  55. BE AFRAID
  56. US admin begins to crumble from within
  57. TIME-BOMB TICKING
  58. 1300 arrested in US anti-war protests
  59. SAW IT COMING
  60. Another US Diplomat resigns over Bush War Agenda
  61. Bush gives "pep talk" to rally public opinion about the war
  62. Fucking for the USA!
  63. Making the world just like America would require almost four additional planets
  64. TEX, LIES AND MEDIA FAKE
  65. FORTUNATE SON - UNFORTUNATE FOR THE REST OF US!
  66. George Bush recognises Xenox News regular
  67. Arnold as Guvn'r
  68. Resume of GEORGE W. BUSH
  69. All The President's Liars
  70. An open Shoutbox...
  71. NEO-CONMEN & WHITEHOUSE WHITEWASH
  72. Ricin? WHAT Ricin?
  73. Landmines Are US: Dumbya Does It Again!
  74. GOING ONCE! GOING TWICE! SOLD! THE WHITE HOUSE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER!
  75. University of Toronto fraud
  76. "I couldn't get a job with CIA today. I am not qualified"
  77. U.S. "Justice" in Gitmo
  78. PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD PLEASE GOD
  79. Bush regime VS Rest of the World
  80. America Betrayed By Bush & Co.
  81. And they all went to heaven in a little row boat...
  82. Ideology, theology and insanity in the White House
  83. Which World Bank?
  84. YANKS AT WORK SUPPORTING "DEMOCRACY" IN MEXICO
  85. WMD's anyone? Bush's Bio-weapon Bonanza
  86. HISTORY VS GEOGRAPHY
  87. Felatio VS Warmongering
  88. U.S. LIAR-IN-CHIEF IMPEACHMENT PENDING
  89. Uncle George Wants YOU as a terror suspect
  90. FINANCIAL FLU
  91. New Orleans wonders: where are the resources when you need them?
  92. The President of Disneyland
  93. Terrorist Haven U.S.A.
  94. STING LIKE A BEE!
  95. A moron, an idiot or a nefarious bastard?
  96. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
  97. Bush is an Ape
  98. Euthanasia American-style: Happy Birthday Clarence!
  99. Bush, Rats & a Sinking Ship
  100. No Good Guys in U.S. "war on terror"

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You have tried to prevent us from leading a dignified life, but you will not be able to prevent us from a dignified death. Failing to carry out jihad, which is called for in our religion, is a sin. The best death to us is under the shadows of swords. Don't let your strength and modern arms fool you. They win a few battles but lose the war. Patience and steadfastness are much better. We were patient in fighting the Soviet Union with simple weapons for 10 years, and we bled their economy and now they are nothing. In that there is a lesson for you.
Osama Bin Laden, 2006

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