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MITT ROMNEY - GONNA WIN!!! 53%

Ricardovitz 0 minutes read
Y'all heard it here first.  Mitt Romney gonna whup Obama - He's gonna win 53%.  Yessiree.  I'm gonna pray on this fer it ta be 57%.

Romney  - he's a Mormon 'n a Yankee, but he ain't gonna hurt Dixie none.



George W Bush. The last true American President.

JUST AS PREDICTED… NEW GOMORRAH SINKS INTO ITS OWN FILTH

Padre Pio 0 minutes read

New York City. The name is a byword for sin, Satan, and perversion.

 

mother_mckillop

Our Saints are like the shining stars!

 

Well you heathen scum looks like our Lord has given you a warning!

Get on the path to righteousness before you are smitten clean into the Pits of Hell!

Follow the only true Church. The Holy Roman Catholic Church.

OBAMA INTERVIEWED BY ROBIN ROBERTS

Ricardovitz 0 minutes read

You ain't gonna believe what Barack "I'm a dummy" Obama done said in the Robin Roberts Interview.  Well, I dug up the un-cut version from a transcript I found.  Here it is fer ya:

ROBIN ROBERTS: Good to see you, as always--

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Good morning, Louise. .

ROBIN ROBERTS: Mr. President. Thank you for this opportunity to talk to you about-- various issues. And it's been quite a week and it's only Wednesday. (LAUGH)

PRESIDENT OBAMA: This is just like television, only you can see much further.

Ricardovitz as visualised by the XenoxNews.com Artist


ROBIN ROBERTS: I'm sure you do. One of the hot button issues is, same-sex marriage. In fact, your press secretary yesterday said he would leave it to you to discuss your personal views on that. So Mr. President, are you still opposed to same-sex marriage?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: I like to watch.

ROBIN ROBERTS: Well, Mr. President, it's-- it's not being worked out on the state level. We saw that Tuesday in North Carolina, the 30th state to announce its ban on gay marriage.

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Well -- well -- well, what I'm saying is I like to watch TV.

ROBIN ROBERTS: Especially in the Black community.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Yes.

ROBIN ROBERTS: So if you were the governor of New York or legislator in North Carolina, you would not be opposed? You would vote for legalizing same-sex marriage?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: I see.

ROBIN ROBERTS: Ah, tell me, Mr. Obama... have you ever had sex with a man?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: No... I don't think so.

ROBIN ROBERTS: Obviously, you have put a lot of thought into this. And you bring up Mitt Romney. And you and others in your administration have been critical of him changing positions, feeling that he's doing it for political gain.  Do you see where some people might consider that the same thing, being politics?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.

ROBIN ROBERTS: Let's-- let's talk a little bit about that. Because Mitt Romney just recently said that he deserves the credit for the revival of the U.S. auto industry. In fact, he says a lot of credit goes to him. How do you respond to that?

PRESIDENT OBAMA:  Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.

ROBIN ROBERTS:  Terrorism and the Arab Spring-- an issue, especially on the heels of the one-year anniversary of the death of Osama bin Laden. What have you learned about that operation and also about this type of explosive that's very concerning to people?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Spring and Summer.

ROBIN ROBERTS:  Spring and summer?

Yeltsin. I know, he is Russian and has nothing to do with Obama.


PRESIDENT OBAMA: Yes.

ROBIN ROBERTS:  Then fall and winter.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Yes.

ROBIN ROBERTS: I think what you are saying is that we welcome the inevitable seasons of nature, but we're upset by the seasons of our economy.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Hmmmmmm.

 

 

OBAMA CAUGHT RED HANDED

Reaganite71 0 minutes read
Just click the pic and watch:

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